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Old May 14th, 2003, 09:40 PM        Here's my philosophy. . .
If it hadn't been for Cotton Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from where did you go
Where did you come from Cotton Eye Joe

He came to town like a midwinter storm
he rode through the fields so handsome and strong
his eyes was his tools and his smile was a gun
but all he had come for was having some fun

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from where did you go
Where did you come from Cotton Eye Joe

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from where did you go
Where did you come from Cotton Eye Joe

He brought disaster wherever he went
the hearts of the girls was to hell broken sent
they all ran away so nobody would know
and left only men cause of Cotton Eye Joe

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from where did you go
Where did you come from Cotton Eye Joe

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from where did you go
Where did you come from Cotton Eye Joe

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from where did you go
Where did you come from Cotton Eye Joe

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from where did you go
Where did you come from Cotton Eye Joe

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from where did you go
Where did you come from Cotton Eye Joe
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Old May 15th, 2003, 07:11 AM       
I can't hear that song without feeling a violent urge to clap my hands and stomp my feet.

Rednex needs to make a comeback with "Eat Your Own Shit".
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Old May 15th, 2003, 01:01 PM       
That song is really a Zen koan.
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Old May 15th, 2003, 01:05 PM        YAY
Jeanette made me LOL!
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Old May 15th, 2003, 01:06 PM       
I now have the strangest urge to download that song.

Thanks!
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Old May 15th, 2003, 01:35 PM        Re: YAY
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Old May 15th, 2003, 02:18 PM        Rednex
The odd thing is I've been listening to the Rednex all week during my commute.
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