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Old Jun 26th, 2011, 01:37 PM       
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I'm pretty sure a lady on my street is a spook. Her lawn is never cared for, and we never see her enter or leave her house; just sometimes, the lights are back on. I think that she has an elaborate underground tunnel system to get to her headquarters.
Or other people's houses....
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spook

Maybe she has a whole railroad
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Old Jun 26th, 2011, 02:11 PM       
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Old Jun 26th, 2011, 02:27 PM       
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Old Jun 26th, 2011, 03:09 PM       
That slur would explain why that UK spy show was renamed MI-5 for US broadcast.
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Old Jun 26th, 2011, 04:02 PM       
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I'm pretty sure a lady on my street is a spook. Her lawn is never cared for, and we never see her enter or leave her house; just sometimes, the lights are back on. I think that she has an elaborate underground tunnel system to get to her headquarters.
you are going to be the homer to faulkner's emily
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Old Jun 26th, 2011, 04:06 PM       
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My kid just yelled "Fuck! Dammit!" at the malfunctioning playstation. I might need to tone it down a bit IRL
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Old Jun 26th, 2011, 04:12 PM       
Your kid's Playstationing? Good on you.
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Old Jun 26th, 2011, 04:14 PM       
She knows she puts a movie in and usually something happens. Only, communications are sometimes slow between the PS3 and the TV and often nothing at all happens. She was frustrated.

She's not playing games or anything, she's only a little younger than 1 1/2.
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Old Jun 26th, 2011, 05:24 PM       
Ahh. It's a ripe age. I was sticking Batman figures into the VCR then.
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Old Jun 26th, 2011, 07:53 PM       
I'm still doing that to this very day!
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Old Jun 26th, 2011, 08:02 PM       
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Old Jun 26th, 2011, 08:20 PM       
Damnit Gus get your cunt over to chess, I've been waiting 40 hours
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Old Jun 26th, 2011, 08:23 PM       
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Old Jun 26th, 2011, 08:26 PM       
GW hoed me over big time and I lost my queen within the first three moves
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Old Jun 26th, 2011, 09:38 PM       


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Old Jun 27th, 2011, 12:57 AM       
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Old Jun 27th, 2011, 01:35 AM       
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Old Jun 27th, 2011, 02:10 AM       
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Old Jun 27th, 2011, 12:46 PM       
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Old Jun 27th, 2011, 12:57 PM       
My dentist's car sort of spontaneously combusted in the parking lot. These are the pictures their office published.



I feel bad He's a really nice guy. Fortunately no one was hurt and the fire department was right across the street.

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Old Jun 27th, 2011, 01:25 PM       
Did he annoy the IRA by any chance?
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Old Jun 27th, 2011, 01:57 PM       
Not that I know of. Like I said, nice guy.

When I worked in the ER, we didn't care if people stole our pens. Usually they took them to sign a form and bled all over them, and that did wonders for our wanting them back.
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Old Jun 27th, 2011, 02:01 PM       
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