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Old Sep 23rd, 2007, 09:38 AM        My Daughter Cordelia just said:
"What if a boy married his sister and the boy had three babies and one of thgem was born with a diaper on and one of them was a monkey and the other was a toaster?"
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Old Sep 23rd, 2007, 01:00 PM       
Beat the random out of her

right now
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Old Sep 23rd, 2007, 01:19 PM       
if one of them was a toaster you'd make toast duh what kind of father are you lol that was an easy one
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Old Sep 23rd, 2007, 02:36 PM       
Your daughter will rule this world one day... at least, I hope she will.
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Old Sep 23rd, 2007, 03:31 PM       
monkeys are cool
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Old Sep 23rd, 2007, 03:58 PM       
lmaooo what.

What was your response?
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Old Sep 23rd, 2007, 06:22 PM       
Sweet Jesus! you need an exorcist, and fast!
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Old Sep 24th, 2007, 10:38 AM       
My response? I just told her she was awesome.

You have to take the good with the bad, though. Yesterday I don't think she stopped talking for about twelve hours, despite all sorts of threats and punishments. When she ran out of semi coherent things rto say, she'd fill time by making weird noises.
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Old Sep 25th, 2007, 06:34 PM       
Sounds like a day with me actually. Count yourself blessed.
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Old Sep 25th, 2007, 11:36 PM       
Cordelia - King Lear?
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Old Sep 26th, 2007, 12:12 AM       
Awwww. She is awesome!!
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Old Sep 26th, 2007, 10:41 AM       
If you ask my wife, King Lear. If you ask me, Charisma Carpenter.
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Old Sep 26th, 2007, 11:28 AM       
Figured it was one or the other. Both great namesakes regardless. My brother was a personal bodyguard to Charisma Carpenter during her time in Toronto, the lucky bastard.
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Old Sep 26th, 2007, 01:28 PM       
I bow to your brother in unashamed envy.
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Old Sep 29th, 2007, 10:16 PM       
I'd love to meet her. She, my sister, and I could be random together all day.
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