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Old Mar 7th, 2008, 03:10 AM       
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Pink Flamingos comes in a close second. That is saying a lot since Pink Flamingos featured full figured transvestite Divine graphically blowing her on screen son then eating fresh dog shit. Also, there is a sex scene involving a chicken.
I am not argueing with any "place rating" for that. I had heard about for years but never saw it until...

Myself and a married couple, with their 3 year old watched together. NONE OF US knew what we were in for. I think all of us were stone silent until the chicken scene, when 3 yr old asks "what's he doing?".

There was no baby talk. It was "If I knew, sir, I would definitely tell you".


Which was a much better reaction than MY parents covering my eyes and forcing me to not look when they thought it would be a good idea to bring a 3 year old Jediscum to see "The Exorcist" on the silver screen.

Pardon.... i'm tending to ramble
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Old Mar 7th, 2008, 05:38 AM       
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Old Mar 7th, 2008, 01:49 PM       
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Which was a much better reaction than MY parents covering my eyes and forcing me to not look when they thought it would be a good idea to bring a 3 year old Jediscum to see "The Exorcist" on the silver screen.
Haha your parents be crazy
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Old Mar 7th, 2008, 07:21 PM       
Gummo is definitely up there. Has anyone seen Bully?
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Old Mar 8th, 2008, 03:01 AM       
Danny Elfmans Forbidden Zone. Its got the Little guy from Love Boat in it as the King......REALLY thats weird in it self. if you want a F'ed up movie this is it. Its funny tho i watch it when i drink alone...
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Old Mar 8th, 2008, 01:30 PM       
Manos: The Hands of Fate. I first saw it on MST3K, and it started my love for crappy, low-budget movies.
I still can't understand what the hell they're talking about in the movie, though. I assume I was born with too much stupid.
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Old Mar 8th, 2008, 06:00 PM       
The Big Lebowski...hmm, maybe I just haven't watched enough movies yet, but that's the one that springs to mind.
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Old Mar 10th, 2008, 04:07 PM       
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Gummo is definitely up there. Has anyone seen Bully?
I saw the part when Nick Stahl died and some other random scenes. It was pretty weird for an American film from what I saw. I personally thing Natural Born Killers is pretty up there.
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Old Mar 11th, 2008, 10:55 AM       
I like Bully too, the scene where the Leonardo Dicaprio look alike dude and the fat guy goes to the arcades on acid and they play a game that looks like a Mortal Kombat ripoff, I wonder if that game really exists, it remainds Tattoo Assasins
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Old Mar 12th, 2008, 08:17 AM       
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The Big Lebowski...hmm, maybe I just haven't watched enough movies yet, but that's the one that springs to mind.
I thought Big Lebowski was weird too, I loved it though.

I also thoguht 12 Monkeys was pretty odd, hard to keep up with at times because of the way they bounce around between the future and past. I liked that one as well.

Fight Club was weird too I thought. Again, I liked this movie regardless.

Guess I like weird movies.
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Old Mar 12th, 2008, 04:08 PM       
One of my all time favorite weird movies is Terry Gilliam's Brazil (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088846/). Gilliam's original version, not the "Love Conquers All" hatchet job version. I've got the Criterion collection, which has both, so I had the unfortunate opportunity to watch the latter for comparison. Ye gods, they've destroyed my favorite movie.

Barton Fink is also delightfully twisted.
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Old Mar 12th, 2008, 04:15 PM       
Someone redid Brazil? What did they do, make it more realistic? You guys know that Time Bandits, Brazil, and Baron Mun(sommthing) are supposed to relflect 3 stages in life, eh?
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Old Mar 12th, 2008, 04:50 PM       
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Someone redid Brazil? What did they do, make it more realistic?
Producer Sid Sheinberg wanted it to have this big happy Hollywood ending where everything turns out okay and literally butchered the film (it's painfully obvious where stuff was spliced together toward the end of the film) in order to get it. The original ending was much darker, and Terry Gilliam was furious with the changes and didn't want to be associated with the new version at all.
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Old Mar 12th, 2008, 05:02 PM       
Heartbeeps was weird, and sexy!
Blue Velvet was strange as well.
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Old Mar 12th, 2008, 05:14 PM       
Why the fuck is this guy venturing out into the other forums now?
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Old Mar 12th, 2008, 05:24 PM       
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Old Mar 12th, 2008, 05:39 PM       
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Why the fuck is this guy venturing out into the other forums now?
Whoa, dude, no reason to get all bent out of shape. It's not like I microwaved your pets or something. Jeez.
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Old Mar 12th, 2008, 05:54 PM       
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Old Mar 12th, 2008, 06:08 PM       
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Old Mar 13th, 2008, 01:30 AM       

ZardOz takes the cake for me. It took so much out of me to actually finish it.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=kbGVIdA3dx0
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Old Mar 13th, 2008, 09:42 PM       
"Zardoz" is FUCKING AWESOME!!!! Thanks for reminding me, because I need to buy that,

I just hit the used DVD store and for 2 DOLLARS, I found "Bela Legosi Meets A Brooklyn Gorilla". I could not stop laughing. But I haven't watched it yet.

I also bought "Spiderman 3", just so I could see what the hell people are yelling about. I've heard it's bad, yes, but I haven't seen it yet.
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Old Mar 13th, 2008, 10:34 PM       
Weirdest movie I've ever seen is probably Six-String Samurai.

"Who are you?"
"Death."
"Cool."
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Old Mar 15th, 2008, 08:30 AM       
Alejandro Jodorosky's El Topo, a mexican acid western from the late 60's
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Old Mar 15th, 2008, 03:11 PM       
I read a review for el topo on badmovies.org about a month ago. It looks crazy
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Old Mar 15th, 2008, 03:48 PM       
I didn't know what Acid western was about so i checked that one, it turns to be a very strange movie but it disapointed me about the western stuff, i rather prefer a Clint Eastwood or a Franco Nero regular western
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