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Old Apr 17th, 2009, 01:37 AM        I screwed up i guess...
I have a friend of mine who I had a crush on forever. I told her how much I like her and how much i care about her. Now she doesn't want to talk to me, is there any way i can atleast save our friendship? any suggestions?
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Old Apr 17th, 2009, 07:12 AM       
dunno. Leave her alone for a while then talk to her later and tell her you were just being a wild and crazy guy?

also date rape.
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Old Apr 17th, 2009, 10:03 AM       
Tell her you celebrate april fools day for the entire month of april and she was the victim of your latest practical joke.

But seriously probably not and it's not really a bad thing because you'll be miserable when she start's telling you how great her boyfriend is every day.
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Old Apr 17th, 2009, 02:17 PM       
Show up outside her house with a guitar.

Bring a ladder too, for after she accepts you back into her life and you make that long, romantic climb to her bedroom window.

In fact, start your song from up there to save time.

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Old Apr 17th, 2009, 03:06 PM       
Tell her about how you think only of her when you masturbate and that you stole one of her socks to spunk into.
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Old Apr 17th, 2009, 03:42 PM       
I think hitting the delete in the phonebook might be a solution.
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Old Apr 17th, 2009, 03:48 PM       
Show her the shrine you made fof her in your closet.
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Old Apr 17th, 2009, 06:37 PM       
Nope, that friendship is as good as gone. Even if you were still "friends" she'd be probably mistake anything you said or did to her as part of your plan to pound her mound.
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Old Apr 18th, 2009, 03:15 AM       
yah, i know... I'm in a world of shit huh?

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Old Apr 18th, 2009, 10:22 AM       
Actually, if you tell her you met someone and are going to start dating the new person you might be able to pick up the pieces. The only tricky part is finding a new person stat.
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Old Apr 18th, 2009, 05:21 PM       
I dunno. I'm gonna pound some beers and just sort of act it never happened and go from there.
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Old Apr 18th, 2009, 06:55 PM       
If there's a better way than that I haven't found it yet.

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Old Apr 18th, 2009, 07:05 PM       
Might as well hit on her like a letch and try to force her to your will.
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Old Apr 18th, 2009, 08:54 PM       
This is why I let the ladies come to me.
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Old Apr 20th, 2009, 12:28 AM       
I don't suppose you've tried telling her that the most important thing to you is your friendship with her, and that you don't want anything to get in the way of or ruin that? And that you do love her etc etc but if she doesn't feel romantically for you then you are fine with it being just the love of good friends? Have you?
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Old Apr 20th, 2009, 02:27 AM       
way ahead of you Zhukov, I got it repaired now lol
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Old Apr 20th, 2009, 04:54 PM       
Now is where she becomes evil.
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Old Apr 20th, 2009, 09:42 PM       
eh.
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Old Apr 20th, 2009, 09:46 PM       
That could mean 3 different things!
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Old Apr 24th, 2009, 08:36 PM       
Glad you fixed it.

I would say that it's fucked for good, but at least you said your piece. Otherwise, you might have killed her instead! I had your same dilema, but I patched it up in roughly the same way.
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Old Apr 26th, 2009, 06:59 PM       
Strangely, it's actually sort of leading somewhere now. let's just say there was a communications error i guess. heh

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Old Apr 26th, 2009, 07:41 PM       
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Might as well hit on her like a letch and try to force her to your will.
So this worked then!
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Old Apr 26th, 2009, 07:50 PM       
well, no lol that wasn't required
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Old Apr 28th, 2009, 03:40 PM       
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Old Apr 29th, 2009, 03:06 AM       
Tell her that your a great joker. Tell her you got her for that joke. Then say this "Do you that you're the right girl for me? I guess not!". Have a try!
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