Go Back   I-Mockery Forum > I-Mockery Discussion Forums > General Blabber
FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #64276  
Tadao Tadao is offline
☆☆☆☆☆
Tadao's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2002
Old Jan 22nd, 2010, 03:52 PM       
Reply With Quote
  #64277  
Grislygus Grislygus is offline
Ancient Mariner
Grislygus's Avatar
Join Date: Jun 2006
Old Jan 22nd, 2010, 03:56 PM       
FUCK

I GOT 24 OUT OF 28 ON THE JOB TEST

I'M JUST ANOTHER ABOVE-AVERAGE JACKOFF
Reply With Quote
  #64278  
Tadao Tadao is offline
☆☆☆☆☆
Tadao's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2002
Old Jan 22nd, 2010, 03:59 PM       
I just want you to know, we are all counting on you.
Reply With Quote
  #64279  
Grislygus Grislygus is offline
Ancient Mariner
Grislygus's Avatar
Join Date: Jun 2006
Old Jan 22nd, 2010, 04:01 PM       
I'M NOW OFFICIALLY A B-STUDENT AT LIFE
Reply With Quote
  #64280  
10,000 Volt Ghost 10,000 Volt Ghost is offline
SKATASTIC
10,000 Volt Ghost's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Buffalo, NY
Old Jan 22nd, 2010, 04:37 PM       
Well you are a pretty terrible student. Kidding aside did they say you're out of the running or are you still waiting to find out?
__________________
God speed you meddling kids.
Reply With Quote
  #64281  
Tadao Tadao is offline
☆☆☆☆☆
Tadao's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2002
Old Jan 22nd, 2010, 05:22 PM       
Answers after you post those pms
Reply With Quote
  #64282  
Grislygus Grislygus is offline
Ancient Mariner
Grislygus's Avatar
Join Date: Jun 2006
Old Jan 22nd, 2010, 05:26 PM       
The problem is that there isn't any pass or fail, it's simply a question of how much BETTER you did than everybody else. An 85% isn't bad, but it definitely means that there are a lot of people who did better, which is BAD

Well, maybe nobody did any better in my group, but they're testing groups of people every day. The curve will not be good
Reply With Quote
  #64283  
Tadao Tadao is offline
☆☆☆☆☆
Tadao's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2002
Old Jan 22nd, 2010, 05:27 PM       
Too bad the subject wasn't rain, trees and coffee
Reply With Quote
  #64284  
Kitsa Kitsa is offline
teacup of sunshine
Kitsa's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: curator of the WTFbus museum
Old Jan 22nd, 2010, 05:50 PM       
Get the other candidates into a Suicide Circle train station scene...as Tadao said, throw the curve.
Reply With Quote
  #64285  
Grislygus Grislygus is offline
Ancient Mariner
Grislygus's Avatar
Join Date: Jun 2006
Old Jan 22nd, 2010, 06:15 PM       
Some of them ran away

Dunno why, it was basic logic. LOOK AT THE MAP. HOW MANY HOUSES ARE THERE ON SPRING STREET? I wasdone twelve minutes before everyone else, and it was only a thirty minute test

One slick slagass in a corny black leather jacket abruptly leaped up in the last five minutes, gave the recruiters the test and shakily informed the wrold at large that "I... I... I've decided I'm not really interested anymore" and sprinted out
Reply With Quote
  #64286  
Fathom Zero Fathom Zero is offline
frappez le cochon rouge
Fathom Zero's Avatar
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: cancer
Old Jan 22nd, 2010, 06:15 PM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tadao View Post
Too bad the subject wasn't rain, trees and coffee
Reply With Quote
  #64287  
Grislygus Grislygus is offline
Ancient Mariner
Grislygus's Avatar
Join Date: Jun 2006
Old Jan 22nd, 2010, 06:19 PM       
Some of the questions pissed me off, though.

Quote:
LOOK AT THE CHART.

1_________
2_________
3_________
4_________
5_________

Write the name of the homeowner in space 1. Write the name of the spouse in space 2. Write the names of any children, oldest to youngest, in space three. Other relatives go in space 4. Lodgers/Renters go in space five.

What name goes in space 2?

A. Todd, the homeowner
B. Nina, his niece
C. Richard, the renter
D. Maria, his daughter


WHAT
Reply With Quote
  #64288  
Fathom Zero Fathom Zero is offline
frappez le cochon rouge
Fathom Zero's Avatar
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: cancer
Old Jan 22nd, 2010, 06:22 PM       
Maybe his niece is younger or older than the daughter. That's bullshit.
Reply With Quote
  #64289  
Grislygus Grislygus is offline
Ancient Mariner
Grislygus's Avatar
Join Date: Jun 2006
Old Jan 22nd, 2010, 06:25 PM       
He had two daughters, Maria was the older one so I just put her in

INCEST IN THE TEST, Y'ALL
Reply With Quote
  #64290  
Tadao Tadao is offline
☆☆☆☆☆
Tadao's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2002
Old Jan 22nd, 2010, 06:47 PM       
there should be a E right? E is the spouse.
Reply With Quote
  #64291  
Grislygus Grislygus is offline
Ancient Mariner
Grislygus's Avatar
Join Date: Jun 2006
Old Jan 22nd, 2010, 06:48 PM       
No E's in that section
Reply With Quote
  #64292  
Tadao Tadao is offline
☆☆☆☆☆
Tadao's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2002
Old Jan 22nd, 2010, 06:51 PM       
But there's 5 inputs! THIS IS MADNESS!
Reply With Quote
  #64293  
Grislygus Grislygus is offline
Ancient Mariner
Grislygus's Avatar
Join Date: Jun 2006
Old Jan 22nd, 2010, 06:57 PM       
It's government work, whaddaya 'spect
Reply With Quote
  #64294  
Tadao Tadao is offline
☆☆☆☆☆
Tadao's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2002
Old Jan 22nd, 2010, 07:02 PM       
It's a test to see if you're more comfortable with incest or homosexuality.
Reply With Quote
  #64295  
Grislygus Grislygus is offline
Ancient Mariner
Grislygus's Avatar
Join Date: Jun 2006
Old Jan 22nd, 2010, 07:09 PM       
DAMMAT
Reply With Quote
  #64296  
executioneer executioneer is offline
OH GOD
executioneer's Avatar
Join Date: Oct 2001
Old Jan 22nd, 2010, 08:35 PM       
ITS A TRICK QUESTION YOU DONT FILL THAT ONE IN
__________________
[COLOR=purple][COLOR=Magenta]SHAME ON A [COLOR=Pink]NIGGA WHO TRY TO RUN [/COLOR][URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVGI6mhfJyA"]GAME[/URL] ON A NIGGA[/COLOR]
[/COLOR]
Reply With Quote
  #64297  
executioneer executioneer is offline
OH GOD
executioneer's Avatar
Join Date: Oct 2001
Old Jan 22nd, 2010, 08:36 PM       
THAT OR THE NIECE SINCE SHE COULD TECHNICALLY NOT BE RELATED TO HIM (EX-WIFE'S SISTER OR BROTHER'S KID)

edit: i think that's how nephewry/niecery works, anyhow
__________________
[COLOR=purple][COLOR=Magenta]SHAME ON A [COLOR=Pink]NIGGA WHO TRY TO RUN [/COLOR][URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVGI6mhfJyA"]GAME[/URL] ON A NIGGA[/COLOR]
[/COLOR]
Reply With Quote
  #64298  
bigtimecow bigtimecow is offline
rockfuckcunt
bigtimecow's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: mash and two tits
Old Jan 22nd, 2010, 08:47 PM       
today i got willie's cookies

you
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sam
Bigtimecow you are like the Fonz of girls pussies.
Reply With Quote
  #64299  
executioneer executioneer is offline
OH GOD
executioneer's Avatar
Join Date: Oct 2001
Old Jan 22nd, 2010, 08:52 PM       
YAY
__________________
[COLOR=purple][COLOR=Magenta]SHAME ON A [COLOR=Pink]NIGGA WHO TRY TO RUN [/COLOR][URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVGI6mhfJyA"]GAME[/URL] ON A NIGGA[/COLOR]
[/COLOR]
Reply With Quote
  #64300  
executioneer executioneer is offline
OH GOD
executioneer's Avatar
Join Date: Oct 2001
Old Jan 22nd, 2010, 08:55 PM       
I LOOK IT UP AND YEAH THE NIECE IS THE LEAST INAPPROPRIATE ANSWER
__________________
[COLOR=purple][COLOR=Magenta]SHAME ON A [COLOR=Pink]NIGGA WHO TRY TO RUN [/COLOR][URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVGI6mhfJyA"]GAME[/URL] ON A NIGGA[/COLOR]
[/COLOR]
Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

   


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 08:59 AM.


© 2008 I-Mockery.com
Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2020, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.