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Old Jun 8th, 2011, 10:42 AM       
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Right now I'm drinking a fine bottle of white wine I picked up from a winery in upstate NY. It is aptly called, "Woman Pleaser".

I thought this was so funny that I bought a poster of the label. Then I realized that if I hung up something like that I would portray myself as some sort of agressive lesbian, so I decided maybe I didn't need to hang it up after all.

If anyone can give me a good reason that they should have this poster, it's theirs.
Why do you not want people thinking thAT YOU'RE AN AGRESSIVE LESBIAN? SURELY THE MALE COMPANION AND CHILD WOULD NOT BE TOO SUBTLE A HINT OF YOUR LOVE FOR THE COCK?
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Old Jun 8th, 2011, 10:55 AM       
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The iPad doesn't support Comic Sans so I can't have any of the same fun. The font is larger, though.
man i should totally change the second font choice to Zapf Dingbats just to fuck with mac users
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Old Jun 8th, 2011, 10:55 AM       
I'm wary of faux-lesbianism-for-attention. I dislike it.
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Old Jun 8th, 2011, 11:14 AM       
'I-Mockery - The Thatcher Years'.
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Old Jun 8th, 2011, 11:29 AM       
COMIC SANS IS THE BEST FONT FOR RAPE
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Old Jun 8th, 2011, 12:56 PM       
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Old Jun 8th, 2011, 01:35 PM       
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What are you trying to accomplish by committing the crime of libel against me? Do you think it will be more fun for you to sit in jail with your arthritis? It won't. Do you think hurting my public reputation will give you your legs back? It won't. Do you think you'll recover long enough to ride your skateboard again? You won't.

All it will do is make your karma worse.

If you want your own life to get better, I have a suggestion: stop ruining others'. You reap what you sow.

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Old Jun 8th, 2011, 01:55 PM       
KILLING YOURSELF WON'T BRING YOUR DAD BACK was all I could think of reading that.
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Old Jun 8th, 2011, 02:01 PM       
He thinks my legs are broken. This guy really knows how to read up on me! I'm in trouble now!
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Old Jun 8th, 2011, 02:03 PM       
I gotta confess that every time I picture you, it's like someone in a full-body cast rolling down the street on a skateboard.
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Old Jun 8th, 2011, 02:22 PM       
I just hope he doesn't tell you that I have an ex wife.
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Old Jun 8th, 2011, 02:28 PM       
that would ruin your reputation for sure.
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Old Jun 8th, 2011, 02:31 PM       
It is quite the secret.

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Old Jun 8th, 2011, 02:32 PM       
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NO NOTHING IS ANYWHERE YET I'M ON HOLIDAY SHOVE OFF

I have to ship off three rolls to be processed, anyway. It'll be at least a couple weeks.


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Old Jun 8th, 2011, 02:32 PM       
I forgot about that sandwich.
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Old Jun 8th, 2011, 02:34 PM       
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Old Jun 8th, 2011, 02:34 PM       
I miss my mustache, but now that I'm in downtown L.A. that shit will get you treated like a Mexican.
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Old Jun 8th, 2011, 02:43 PM       
I am losing at chess pretty hard, you guys.
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Old Jun 8th, 2011, 02:50 PM       
Yeah well, you're making me put my pieces where I'm not comfortable putting them.
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Old Jun 8th, 2011, 02:50 PM       
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Old Jun 8th, 2011, 03:06 PM       
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I just hope he doesn't tell you that I have an ex wife.
You have an ex-wife? YOU LIED TO US!!!
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Old Jun 8th, 2011, 03:16 PM       
I get married again on the 25th of this month, I sure hope I didn't post a picture of her too!

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Old Jun 8th, 2011, 03:24 PM       
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Tadaooadat: Oh man, you started off awesome, now you're just moving pieces blindly lol
Tadaooadat: Oh shit I didn't see that hahaha
As I took his queen.


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Old Jun 8th, 2011, 03:32 PM       
HE IS MAKING ME OVER CONFIDENT! WELL PLAYED!
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Old Jun 8th, 2011, 03:32 PM       
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I get married again on the 25th of this month, I sure hope I didn't post a picture of her too!

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CAN'T NOW WORKING. ()
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