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Old Jun 30th, 2011, 04:24 PM       
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Old Jun 30th, 2011, 04:24 PM       
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Old Jun 30th, 2011, 04:25 PM       
I was waiting so hard that I tried to post when I knew I should not have.
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Old Jun 30th, 2011, 04:26 PM       
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Old Jun 30th, 2011, 04:27 PM       
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Wishing yourself dead just the thing for it?
Hating on others is actually a very good way to make me want to die less actually.
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Old Jun 30th, 2011, 04:27 PM       
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Old Jun 30th, 2011, 04:36 PM       
I see. Although I had a charming image in my head of you sailing home for a refresher course on insults.
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Old Jun 30th, 2011, 06:13 PM       
elx if it makes you feel any better, i could be convinced to have random sex with you.

maybe if you bought me a nice dinner first.
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Old Jun 30th, 2011, 06:14 PM       
also kitsa why are you surprised that your bones are exploding if all you're eating is candy
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Old Jun 30th, 2011, 06:18 PM       
I was being a tad facetious. My generally round appearance belies the fact that I eat a relatively healthy diet. We buy quinoa in bulk and I have my own vegetable and strawberry gardens. I barely ever touch fast or fried food; the grease makes me ill. Damned genes.

I'm just irritated to have once again landed in the hospital in spite of my best efforts, that's all.
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Old Jun 30th, 2011, 06:20 PM       
i recommend steroids.
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Old Jun 30th, 2011, 06:44 PM       
Just do what I do! Get prescribed high doses of atypical antipsychotics like Latuda and Abilify because they'll make you drop a shit-ton of weight while still being able to eat all of the unhealthy food that you want! Also smoke heavily and get a respiratory infection at the same time every year, I don't know if that helps with the weight loss, but I do it anyway.
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Old Jun 30th, 2011, 06:44 PM       
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Old Jun 30th, 2011, 06:46 PM       
I'm not doing any more fucking steroids...you should have seen me when I was on them during radiation therapy, I looked like Jabba the Hutt
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Old Jun 30th, 2011, 09:34 PM       
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Just do what I do! Get prescribed high doses of atypical antipsychotics like Latuda and Abilify because they'll make you drop a shit-ton of weight while still being able to eat all of the unhealthy food that you want!
yeah cause that clearly has worked so well
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Old Jun 30th, 2011, 11:10 PM       
Considering I've managed to lose about ten pounds over the last week, I'd say it's working quite well, aside from the fact that I no longer sleep at night and occasionally faint from low blood sugar.

Also I should have clarified what I said: you can eat as much as you want and whatever you want since you'll be too tired/unmotivated to eat anything aside from one small meal a day, if you're lucky.
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Old Jun 30th, 2011, 11:49 PM       
As I was rolling up the front passenger-side window in my car, it suddenly died. This brings the total number of busted window motors in that car to 3. Once the driver's side one goes, I think I'll just have to try and pawn it off on some charity. Fuck you, Buick.

Also, who the hell puts a cassette player in a 2000 model car?
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Old Jul 1st, 2011, 12:05 AM       
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As I was rolling up the front passenger-side window in my car, it suddenly died. This brings the total number of busted window motors in that car to 3. Once the driver's side one goes, I think I'll just have to try and pawn it off on some charity. Fuck you, Buick.

Also, who the hell puts a cassette player in a 2000 model car?

I WISH I had a cassette player in my car, I'm driving my Grandfather's rusted piece of shit DeSoto and the radio doesn't even work, because I'm sure it has a family of dead rats in there if not a severed human hand. Nothing says fun on the road like driving for three hours with the windows rolled up with no air-conditioning so you can hear the pinhole speaker on your iPod touch!

I guess I should be thankful for getting a free car, but it looks like grandpa's found a way to screw me over and make me look ungrateful even while he's rotting in the ground!
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Old Jul 1st, 2011, 12:50 AM       
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As I was rolling up the front passenger-side window in my car, it suddenly died. This brings the total number of busted window motors in that car to 3. Once the driver's side one goes, I think I'll just have to try and pawn it off on some charity. Fuck you, Buick.

Also, who the hell puts a cassette player in a 2000 model car?
That's why you need to get manual everything son. I turned my car off earlier with my window only half way up and was like "Better crank it the rest of the way up with my bicep.
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Old Jul 1st, 2011, 02:20 AM       
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Old Jul 1st, 2011, 04:27 AM       
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Old Jul 1st, 2011, 04:34 AM       
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Old Jul 1st, 2011, 04:46 AM       
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That's why you need to get manual everything son. I turned my car off earlier with my window only half way up and was like "Better crank it the rest of the way up with my bicep.
I would have made a greater effort to find a car with manual shit if I had known the electrical system would slowly burn out every part from the windows to the ignition. Also, the oil pressure gauge is permanently maxed out.

And incidentally, the car I rented the last time my car was in the shop had manual windows, and it was a great car.
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Old Jul 1st, 2011, 09:08 AM       
my dad's jeep has that problem, and when they took it to the dealership for a fix they tried to tell him that it was caused by his taping the window up.

Uh, no, taping the window up came after the damn window motor failed.
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Old Jul 1st, 2011, 11:46 AM       
^^^ It never ceases to amaze me - the inherent stupidity of the human race.

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