I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[MattJack]

[liquidstatik]

@ the one w/ the trophy

[liquidstatik]

& that other girls tryin to cover the upskirt

[MattJack]

the trophy grl looks scary man

the grl on the left is ttlly tryn to show the goods

[liquidstatik]

i dont mind D:

[HickMan]

The girl on the bottom left is hot even with the creepy face

[MattJack]

i wonder how hard they think algebra I is

[Asila]

We just had a pool party and this guy randomly went all aggressive-crazy, and we had to have a discussion amongst ourselves about whether we were about to die cause my mom insists on using match.com.
Seriously, it's not working out for her.

[MattJack]

a/s/l for your mom plz

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Tell her to try something else. I usually like my women like I like my houses. Found them on craigslist.

[MattJack]

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost

I usually like my women like I like my houses.

A str8 brick house

[WhiteRat]

Hey, there's another shitty movie on SciFi. Some guy who was drinking a beer just got killed by what appears to be a shitty dinosaur.

[Asila]

You wanna be my new daddy MattJack?

[MattJack]

depends on if yer mom can cook fish sticks for me or not

[Asila]

That's a good question, I should ask her. She never cooks fishsticks for me.

She can definitely drink some rum though, hooo boy

[MattJack]

how old is she?

[Asila]

48, oh yeah

[MattJack]

how many kids has she had?

[HickMan]

Man of the House Sinbad fuck.


Guys I'm reall fucking drunk

[Asila]

Just me. If I wake up and find you in my kitchen, I want you to know that I'm not making you waffles.

Eggs, maybe.

[Asila]

Originally Posted by HickMan

Man of the House Sinbad fuck.


Guys I'm reall fucking drunk

Me too

[HickMan]

Sorry I meant Houseguest Sinbad fuck

[HickMan]

Posting too fast isnt cool so stop it

[HickMan]

And I keep on playing brick house on repeat and I'm for once not playing y103. I typed that with no errors

[Asila]

;_;