Go Back   I-Mockery Forum > I-Mockery Discussion Forums > General Blabber
Reload this Page NEW HORROR MOMENT: "ARMY OF DARKNESS!"
FAQ Members List Calendar Today's Posts

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Mockery Mockery is offline
Pickled Patriarch
Mockery's Avatar
Join Date: Dec 1969
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Mockery is probably a real personMockery is probably a real person
Old Oct 27th, 2006, 04:57 AM        NEW HORROR MOMENT: "ARMY OF DARKNESS!"
Here's a movie that needs no introduction, so let's just get right down to it with some of Protoclown's favorite moments from the film!


NEW GREATEST HORROR MOVIE MOMENT: "ARMY OF DARKNESS!" -by Protoclown
http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/g...ofdarkness.php

Enjoy!
__________________
Talent, vigor, drive...
You'll eat peanut butter the rest of your life.
Reply With Quote
  #2  
RaNkeri RaNkeri is offline
Fucking Finland
RaNkeri's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: You already know :(
RaNkeri is probably a spambot
Old Oct 27th, 2006, 07:34 AM       
Finally a movie I've actually seen before!

My favorite part was the cabin scene where he fights against his dwarf clones
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
You're so fucking fat Rankeri seriously
Reply With Quote
  #3  
WhiteRat WhiteRat is offline
Beloved Cunt
WhiteRat's Avatar
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: San Antonio, TX
WhiteRat is probably pretty okWhiteRat is probably pretty okWhiteRat is probably pretty okWhiteRat is probably pretty okWhiteRat is probably pretty ok
Old Oct 27th, 2006, 07:56 AM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by RaNkeri
Finally a movie I've actually seen before!

My favorite part was the cabin scene where he fights against his dwarf clones
That wasn't a cabin it was a bomb shelter.
__________________
...and so Hurley said: "Get your money, man. Don't be no couch potato hustla."
Reply With Quote
  #4  
RaNkeri RaNkeri is offline
Fucking Finland
RaNkeri's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: You already know :(
RaNkeri is probably a spambot
Old Oct 27th, 2006, 08:05 AM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by WhiteRat
Quote:
Originally Posted by RaNkeri
Finally a movie I've actually seen before!

My favorite part was the cabin scene where he fights against his dwarf clones
That wasn't a cabin it was a bomb shelter.
my mistake
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
You're so fucking fat Rankeri seriously
Reply With Quote
  #5  
WhiteRat WhiteRat is offline
Beloved Cunt
WhiteRat's Avatar
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: San Antonio, TX
WhiteRat is probably pretty okWhiteRat is probably pretty okWhiteRat is probably pretty okWhiteRat is probably pretty okWhiteRat is probably pretty ok
Old Oct 27th, 2006, 08:37 AM       
It's cool, don't worry about.
__________________
...and so Hurley said: "Get your money, man. Don't be no couch potato hustla."
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Grislygus Grislygus is offline
Ancient Mariner
Grislygus's Avatar
Join Date: Jun 2006
Grislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contest
Old Oct 27th, 2006, 09:34 AM       
I loved every last bit of that movie and Evil Dead II, so I won't get into it. I applaud the decision to not get into it too much in the article.
__________________
IT'S A GOOFY BALL, MATTHEW. NOT A SUPER COMPUTER.
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Protoclown Protoclown is offline
The Goddamned Batman
Protoclown's Avatar
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Richmond, VA
Protoclown is probably a spambot
Old Oct 27th, 2006, 09:42 AM       
Yeah, I realized if I kept going I'd eventually end up doing a full-on review of the movie, and I only wanted to focus on a couple amusing moments.
__________________
"It's like I'm livin' in a stinkin' poop rainbow." - Cordelia Burbank
Reply With Quote
  #8  
MarioRPG MarioRPG is offline
I hate this hacker crap!
MarioRPG's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Ontario, Canada
MarioRPG is probably a real personMarioRPG is probably a real person
Old Oct 27th, 2006, 02:41 PM       
HELL YES. And Proto, I wouldn't have minded reading a full movie review.
Oh, I own the Army of Darkness Boomstick Edition
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE

LOVE, YOUR FIJIAN HOST DAD
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Grislygus Grislygus is offline
Ancient Mariner
Grislygus's Avatar
Join Date: Jun 2006
Grislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contest
Old Oct 27th, 2006, 03:09 PM       
I just need to mention the fact that the trailer for Army of Darkness was the best trailer in history...
__________________
IT'S A GOOFY BALL, MATTHEW. NOT A SUPER COMPUTER.
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Dr. V Dr. V is offline
Charming
Dr. V's Avatar
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: That once place, you know. Around the corner.
Dr. V is probably a spambot
Old Oct 27th, 2006, 04:36 PM       
I agree. That trailer was shweet.
__________________
I'm sorry, I just... I don't feel sorry for you?
Reply With Quote
  #11  
DamnthatDavid DamnthatDavid is offline
Puddle Pirate! ARRRR!
DamnthatDavid's Avatar
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: The Oregon Dunes.
DamnthatDavid is probably a spambot
Old Oct 27th, 2006, 04:47 PM       
Quote:
That wasn't a cabin it was a bomb shelter.
and here I thought it was a windmill.
Reply With Quote
  #12  
Protoclown Protoclown is offline
The Goddamned Batman
Protoclown's Avatar
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Richmond, VA
Protoclown is probably a spambot
Old Oct 28th, 2006, 01:00 AM       
Are you kidding? It was obviously a bomb shelter set up to protect them from "medieval missiles"
__________________
"It's like I'm livin' in a stinkin' poop rainbow." - Cordelia Burbank
Reply With Quote
  #13  
Dr. V Dr. V is offline
Charming
Dr. V's Avatar
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: That once place, you know. Around the corner.
Dr. V is probably a spambot
Old Oct 28th, 2006, 04:06 AM       
It had those crazy fast blades for chopping up incomming icbm's
__________________
I'm sorry, I just... I don't feel sorry for you?
Reply With Quote
  #14  
xbxDaniel xbxDaniel is offline
ˇOlé!
xbxDaniel's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Kentucky
xbxDaniel is probably a spambot
Old Oct 28th, 2006, 11:55 AM       
I still haven't seen this movie yet. I really need to get a hold of a copy of it.
Reply With Quote
  #15  
Ashby Ashby is offline
Junior Member
Ashby's Avatar
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: SHOOP DA WOOP!
Ashby is probably a spambot
Old Oct 29th, 2006, 06:52 PM       
You haven't seen this movie yet? Then more more speaking is allowed from you until you can quote it.
Reply With Quote
  #16  
darnin darnin is offline
Junior Member
darnin's Avatar
Join Date: Jun 2006
darnin is probably a spambot
Old Oct 29th, 2006, 08:35 PM       
I haven't seen the movie yet either. Only the first one. And I bet no one remembers me at all.
Reply With Quote
  #17  
Chojin Chojin is offline
was never good
Chojin's Avatar
Join Date: Apr 1999
Chojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contest
Old Oct 29th, 2006, 08:36 PM       
correct
Reply With Quote
  #18  
Emu Emu is offline
Level 29 ♂
Emu's Avatar
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Peoria, IL
Emu is probably a real personEmu is probably a real person
Old Oct 29th, 2006, 08:37 PM       
any editted megaman sprite is sin
Reply With Quote
  #19  
darnin darnin is offline
Junior Member
darnin's Avatar
Join Date: Jun 2006
darnin is probably a spambot
Old Oct 29th, 2006, 08:38 PM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by Emu
any editted megaman sprite is sin
Does that mean I'm a bad person?
Reply With Quote
  #20  
Emu Emu is offline
Level 29 ♂
Emu's Avatar
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Peoria, IL
Emu is probably a real personEmu is probably a real person
Old Oct 29th, 2006, 08:41 PM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chojin
correct
Reply With Quote
  #21  
Chojin Chojin is offline
was never good
Chojin's Avatar
Join Date: Apr 1999
Chojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contest
Old Oct 29th, 2006, 08:43 PM       
The last guy we had here who edited megaman sprites ended up being a dogfucker. A fucker of dogs, if you will.
Reply With Quote
  #22  
darnin darnin is offline
Junior Member
darnin's Avatar
Join Date: Jun 2006
darnin is probably a spambot
Old Oct 29th, 2006, 08:47 PM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chojin
The last guy we had here who edited megaman sprites ended up being a dogfucker. A fucker of dogs, if you will.

0_o
I don't even want to know.
Reply With Quote
  #23  
Emu Emu is offline
Level 29 ♂
Emu's Avatar
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Peoria, IL
Emu is probably a real personEmu is probably a real person
Old Oct 29th, 2006, 08:49 PM       
Don't forget Clement, man
Reply With Quote
  #24  
EisigerBiskuit EisigerBiskuit is offline
Keg Whore
EisigerBiskuit's Avatar
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: OPE DE DOOH'
EisigerBiskuit is probably a spambot
Old Oct 29th, 2006, 09:14 PM       
Naked mom dreams haha
Reply With Quote
Reply

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

   


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 08:14 AM.

I-Mockery.com - Archive - Top

© 2008 I-Mockery.com
Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.