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Old Sep 12th, 2006, 05:41 PM       
This is much better than the writing contest thing you were going to do years back that I wasn't allowed to participate in :/
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Old Sep 12th, 2006, 09:31 PM       
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Old Sep 12th, 2006, 09:36 PM       
C2. I know C1 won already, but I decided to vote because I'm bored as hell.
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Old Sep 19th, 2006, 12:33 AM       
I didn't see that 5 choices were picked. I thought you all forgot about this and I cried forever.

COMPLAIN1

Unsatisfied with his purchase, Billy approaches the shopkeep and inquires about a return of the underwhelming costume.

The cashier looks none too pleased.



"You opened it. You wore it. Now get the hell out!"

But you insist on pressing the matter.

"Sir, I really do th-"



"NOW YOU'VE PUSHED YOUR LUCK OVER THE EDGE, BUCKO!"

The cashier leaps over the counter, tackling you to the ground. He grabs the bag that once help your costume, and engulfs your head in it. You struggle and fight, but you can't escape your fate. The last think you'll ever see is "Spider-Man" backwards, before everything goes black.


YOU HAVE DIED! WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO NOW?

Wait...

You begin to wake up... You didn't die after all! You just passed out! And you were beaten with a stick afterwards and dumped in this forest to rot!



This forest.

Suddenly, everything goes bright. And with a flash, the forest is filled with a foggy smokey haze. And from it emerges a visage.



"Greetings, noble child. I am the Halloween Fairy. I sense great distress in your heart, and I am here to help you in your time of need."

WHAT DOES BILLY NEED?
D1. Revenge on the shopkeep.
D2. The loving embrace of a good woman.
D3. A new costume.
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Old Sep 19th, 2006, 12:38 AM       
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Old Sep 19th, 2006, 05:35 AM       
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I'm sorry, I just... I don't feel sorry for you?
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Old Sep 19th, 2006, 06:55 AM       
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Old Sep 19th, 2006, 08:18 AM       
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Old Sep 19th, 2006, 12:09 PM       
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Old Sep 19th, 2006, 01:28 PM       
D3.
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The Lion King seemed innocent enough, didn't it? But did we really notice all the issues of assault on morality and ethics the first time we watched it? I sure did not. It was not until I sat down with a pragmatic open mind did I even realize the scope of moral violations the 83-minute The Lion King fed our minds.
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Old Sep 19th, 2006, 01:28 PM       
ME AM MISTAR STOOPIDPANTS
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The Lion King seemed innocent enough, didn't it? But did we really notice all the issues of assault on morality and ethics the first time we watched it? I sure did not. It was not until I sat down with a pragmatic open mind did I even realize the scope of moral violations the 83-minute The Lion King fed our minds.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2006, 05:42 PM       
NOW CONTINUE WITH THE FUCKING VOTING.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2006, 05:56 PM       
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Old Sep 24th, 2006, 12:10 AM       
D3

Edit: Yay, D3 wins
Edit: James, continue the story
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Old Oct 29th, 2006, 12:59 PM       
Attention, faggot?
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Old Oct 29th, 2006, 01:03 PM       
Yes sir!
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Old Oct 29th, 2006, 01:04 PM       
Go tell James to pick this back up.
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Old Oct 29th, 2006, 01:06 PM       
I'm on it~
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Old Oct 29th, 2006, 06:46 PM       
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Old Oct 29th, 2006, 06:50 PM       
You are such a fag as well.
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Old Oct 29th, 2006, 06:50 PM       
but it's not halloween ;_;
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Old Oct 30th, 2006, 12:15 PM       
So what happened to Billy why is this story about me all of the sudden
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