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Old Oct 29th, 2006, 02:27 PM        1 Week Left
Well, I must say, GOD DAMN, I'm getting nervous. this ain't like any new job.

I don't think my mind has fully grasped the implications of going to basic training. I can watch Full Metal Jacket dozens of times and have yet to think of "soon to be me" state of mind. I think I'm in denial about me leaving exactly 7 days from now. I can imagine myself at 12:00 next sunday stepping out of my house, and driving up to Seattle, but beyond that...

on the upside, I going to have money for a new car.
Anyone have any suggestions? I go hiking alot, so the car has to be able to travel off road easily.

I keep looking at a Subaru Baja.
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Old Oct 29th, 2006, 02:31 PM       
FMJ is marines, you're coast guard, right?
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Old Oct 29th, 2006, 02:44 PM       
I worked with an American who was in the military before. He said that on xmas his drill sgt. said, "Alright men, you've worked hard, and I know it's tough being away from your loved ones over the holidays. So Uncle Sam has a president for you. He's giving you muscles. 100 extra push-ups maggots!!!" i lol'd
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Old Oct 29th, 2006, 06:30 PM       
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FMJ is marines, you're coast guard, right?
Aye, but the basics are the same. I won't be learning combat manevers, I won't learn how to fire larger calibar weapons, and I won't learn to kill.

I will be learning more life saving techniques, I will have a harder swimming tests, learn more nautical term, and recive more firefighter training then normal military.

but the push-ups, marching, yelling, running, cleaning... all the same.

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I worked with an American who was in the military before. He said that on xmas his drill sgt. said, "Alright men, you've worked hard, and I know it's tough being away from your loved ones over the holidays. So Uncle Sam has a president for you. He's giving you muscles. 100 extra push-ups maggots!!!" i lol'd
I will be there for Christmas. Maybe I will recive this present also?
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Old Oct 29th, 2006, 07:09 PM       
Oh fuck. Your leaving me on my birthday!! Good luck man. I know shit about cars so yeah. Im kind of worthless.
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Old Oct 29th, 2006, 07:20 PM       
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Old Oct 29th, 2006, 07:25 PM       
I know that! So ha. Fuck you.
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Old Oct 29th, 2006, 08:26 PM       
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I keep looking at a Subaru Baja.
if you're picking up some sailors buy the Subaru, if you're picking up girls buy a Jeep.
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Old Oct 29th, 2006, 08:35 PM       
Good luck with that and all.
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Old Oct 30th, 2006, 12:59 AM       
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if you're picking up some sailors buy the Subaru, if you're picking up girls buy a Jeep.
HAHA, sir, you are a fucking riot. I polled my female friends, and though some of them liked the Jeep, most would rather go for a ride in a turbo charged truck car. Buisness in the front, party in the back.

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Old Oct 30th, 2006, 04:11 AM       
Lets go get drunk or something tomorrow
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Old Oct 30th, 2006, 07:08 PM       
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Old Oct 30th, 2006, 07:23 PM       
I've always wanted a Baja because it has the low ground clearance that is all the rage these days. I don't even like lowriders.

You have my gratitude, my friend. Serving your country is a hard feat and one of a person's greatest honours. I applaud you.
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Old Oct 31st, 2006, 03:36 PM       
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