Originally Posted by Schimid
I'm not participating for the sole fact that my mock participation in last year's Mock Wars was not mock appreciated.
I thought you were doing pretty smooth ones you got out of the preliminaries, I don't know if you could've defeated the illustrious Captain Bubba but if you'd hanged in there you probably would of done pretty swell.
I don't know if I'll have the balls to enter this years Mock Wars after the last one, I got a little "confused" during last years event. You remember that "ghost in a trance in France" line I used against Chojin, I distinctly remember being in complete hysterics over that particular line and I don't just mean laughing, I was shivering and grinning and slobbering all over my fucking keyboard, also the gay joke I prepared for Chojin about his dual monitors, I'd been rolling that one around my head for weeks and man every time it crossed my mind I thought it was hilarious. Holy fuck, when MLE said I was worse than Fartinmowler it was like someone dropped a ton of dried ice into a glass volcano, I guess I got a little too sucked up into the Mock Wars magic to realize I was being a douchebag ;(