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Old May 17th, 2010, 01:51 AM       
Well considering that she's probably about twelve years old, that's a good thing.
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Old May 17th, 2010, 02:04 AM       
ZHUKOV FIGURED OUT THE MYSTERY.

MY FILTHY SECRET REVEALED.

MY DAUGHTER.
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Old May 17th, 2010, 02:15 AM       
SUCH A DOPE
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Old May 17th, 2010, 02:19 AM       
FATHOM ZERO YOU CANNOT DATE MY DAUGHTER, I WILL NOT ALLOW IT.
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Old May 17th, 2010, 02:21 AM       
I'd never date someone with such a deathly pallor.
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Old May 17th, 2010, 02:22 AM       
HOW DARE YOU
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Old May 17th, 2010, 02:23 AM       
I like girls eight thousand shades darker.
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Old May 17th, 2010, 02:25 AM       
GOOD.
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Old May 17th, 2010, 02:25 AM       
Okay.
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Old May 17th, 2010, 02:26 AM       
I'M GLAD WE REACHED SOME KIND OF UNDERSTANDING ON THIS SUBJECT.
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Old May 17th, 2010, 02:27 AM       
You should date swarthier.
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Old May 17th, 2010, 02:29 AM       
DYLAN PLEASE STOP INSULTING MY CHILD, I AM A FIERCE FATHER, MUCH LIKE A LION OR RAZOR BACK BOAR.

ALSO, I LIKE WHITE BROADS.
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Old May 17th, 2010, 02:32 AM       
Maybe you wouldn't have made a horrible ginger if you did otherwise.
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Old May 17th, 2010, 02:32 AM       
DYLAN PLEASE, I AM KEEPING MY RAGING TEMPER IN CHECK RIGHT NOW SINCE YOU AND I ARE SUCH GOOD FRIENDS, BUT YOU ARE STILL OFFENDING ME.
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Old May 17th, 2010, 03:15 AM       
I offer myself for judgement, and humbly ask that I may be considered as suitor whence she is of age.
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Old May 17th, 2010, 03:16 AM       
LIQUIDSTATIK HAS ALREADY LAID CLAIM.

AND I ALREADY CASHED THE DOWRY CHECK.
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Old May 17th, 2010, 03:22 AM       
Well can I have your next born?
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Old May 17th, 2010, 04:40 AM       
FATHOM ZERO JUST LIKeS gIRlS WITH SIX PAcks WHO CAN GIVE EFfEcTIVE HEADLOCKS
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Old May 17th, 2010, 04:42 AM       
WHen he lOOKS AT GIRLS BOoTIES HE wishES thEy werE GAMIER
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Old May 17th, 2010, 05:12 AM       
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Old May 17th, 2010, 10:00 AM       
SAM, DID YOU NAME YOUR DAUGHTER CLAIM?
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Old May 17th, 2010, 10:07 AM       
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Old May 17th, 2010, 01:55 PM       
Creepy.
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Old May 17th, 2010, 04:23 PM       
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FATHOM ZERO JUST LIKeS gIRlS WITH SIX PAcks WHO CAN GIVE EFfEcTIVE HEADLOCKS
DA-YUMN SON, If a girl showed her affections by trying to get me in a headlock after a fancy dinner I would fuck the bejeezus out of her on the spot or let her fuck the bejeezus out of me if she actually won the ensuing back-and-forth headlock fight

Unless she had linebacker shoulders and no tits, but then again I wouldn't be on a date with a fucking Bertha like that in the first place
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Old May 17th, 2010, 04:29 PM       
BOY DO I HAVE A GIRL FOR YOU
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