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Old Sep 27th, 2007, 04:06 AM        NEW GRAB BAG: "THOSE DARK HOUSES ON HALLOWEEN!"
Ever wondered what goes on in those houses that aren't lit up come Halloween? Well wonder no more...


NEW GRAB BAG: "THOSE DARK HOUSES ON HALLOWEEN!" -by Dr. Boogie
http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/bag/dark-houses.php

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Old Sep 27th, 2007, 09:57 PM       
Best line...

"1 out of every 3 people in America is killed every fifteen minutes (luckily, those figures are offset by our enormous birthrate), and on Halloween, those figures triple."

I paused. Read it again. Laughed my ass off.
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Old Sep 28th, 2007, 01:00 PM       
I gotta agree...the statistics bit in the wetworks paragraph was my favorite part. Well done, John!
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