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Old Oct 29th, 2009, 12:12 AM       



WHY DO YOU GUYS HATE ME?
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Old Oct 29th, 2009, 12:51 AM       
Because, you are a little pussy man with a big stupid mouth (like you got to compensate for a small penis or something).....
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Old Oct 29th, 2009, 01:09 AM       
Every time to try to ham it up with the guys you manage to look even more sad and pathetic.
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Old Oct 29th, 2009, 01:11 AM       
BTW, your friends call you Krupesh. What kind of a name is that? Oh yeah, I know.

In Gujarat, Krupesh is a name commonly given to those children in which the gender was thought to be known to be a female.
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Old Oct 29th, 2009, 01:18 AM       
Where did you go Mija? 7-11 get all of a sudden?
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Old Oct 29th, 2009, 01:27 AM       
You cn't get under my skin.....try harder....Bitch
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Old Oct 29th, 2009, 01:31 AM       
why do you people dare him

why
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Old Oct 29th, 2009, 01:45 AM       
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You cn't get under my skin.....try harder....Bitch
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Old Oct 29th, 2009, 01:49 AM       
go get a green card.....Bitch
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Old Oct 29th, 2009, 01:54 AM       
not good enough.
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Old Oct 29th, 2009, 01:55 AM       
Anyway at this point i would probably prefer being deported back to england.
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Old Oct 29th, 2009, 01:59 AM       
I'd prefer you get ran over by car and be told you'd never be able to walk again.
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Old Oct 29th, 2009, 02:00 AM       
sweet...disability
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Old Oct 29th, 2009, 11:42 AM       
Yo Punjab. That would mean you have a limp dick for the rest of your life.
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Old Oct 29th, 2009, 11:44 AM       
No more sticking it in little boy butts.
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Old Oct 29th, 2009, 03:54 PM       
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why do you people dare him

why
We're simply amazed that he's still active.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE

LOVE, YOUR FIJIAN HOST DAD
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Old Oct 29th, 2009, 07:37 PM       
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Yo Punjab. That would mean you have a limp dick for the rest of your life.
Hey, he's not using it anyways.
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Old Oct 29th, 2009, 08:47 PM       
Tonight is our trick or treat except the backwards-ass hicks here call it "beggar's night".

I don't think we've gotten a single kid. I personally witnessed the neighbors load up a vanload of kids so they could drive off somewhere where the houses are closer together or something.

The pizza guy didn't even take a pixy stik

The funny thing is, I used to live in the "rich" neighborhood of my old town and kids used to come from town because they thought everyone gave out full-size candy bars and shit. In reality, that rarely happened. Our neighborhood had cardiologists handing out cholesterol charts and dentists handing out toothbrushes. The kids made that long trek from house to house for nothing.

Except for the lady across the street, who was a showoff. Whenever a kid sold those giant fundraiser candy bars, she bought the whole box and that's what she gave out for halloween. She put them on her front porch with a "just take one" sign and then jumped out and scared anyone who tried to make off with more.
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Old Oct 30th, 2009, 03:17 AM       
jumping out and terrifying dishonest children sounds like a dream halloween activity
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Old Oct 30th, 2009, 04:00 AM       
Dick Clark's brain scan looks like a tie-dye shirt.
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Old Oct 30th, 2009, 04:04 AM       
Somebody that I hate is having their birthday party on Haloween, all my friends hate him too but are too weak to say 'no' to their invite

My first attempt at trying to celebrate Haloween has been a failure.
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Old Oct 30th, 2009, 04:42 AM       
my room mate and i were moving today and while we were walking our possessions the measly 2 blocks to our new abode his pants fell down to his ankles. Because his hands were full, he had to shuffle a full block with his pants down before he could pull them back up.
i will never forget this.
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Old Oct 30th, 2009, 04:45 AM       
doublepost...yet again
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Old Oct 30th, 2009, 04:18 PM       
I spent this whole week staying up 'till 1 am, studying for a test in every period, only to find out today that they've all been rescheduled.
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Old Oct 30th, 2009, 04:22 PM       
I was up til 5 am chattin it up with dracula and doc moc. Yeah, pretty amazing
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