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Antagonistic Tyrannosaur
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Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: The Abstruse Caboose
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Apr 17th, 2008, 07:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Email from Scav Judge
Please provide 1 team member's name with the following information:
1. Full Name
2. UChicago ID#
3. Must be at least 21 years of age
4. A scanned copy of their Driver's License with all the pertinent information on it.
5. A Passport, provide passport #
6. Mother's Maiden name
7. Any pertinent medical conditions, allergies and so forth
Said team member must also know or have the ability to perform the following:
1. Pitch a tent
2. Recite the alphabet backwards
3. Swim at least 200m without stopping
4. Absolutely without inhibition or fear
5. Have on their person at the beginning of the Hunt enough money for food and necessary clothing/medicines/accessories for three full days
6. A passable knowledge of the Board of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives regulatory practices
7. A current knowledge of the prevailing weather patterns of the continental US during the springtime
8. Have seen the following movies: Monty Python's Holy Grail, My Left Foot, Homeward Bound, Rain Man, 10,000 BC, Dirty Harry, and Thelma and Louise
9. A familiarity with the public transit systems of at least three major US cities, Chicago not included.
10. Must look kindly on the musical works of Peter, Paul and Mary
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Obviously, shenanigans are included above, but it's honestly impossible to discern which requirements are shenanigan in nature. |
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