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Old Oct 7th, 2004, 03:06 AM        Who amongst you is the most pretty?
I have this nice golden apple for you! It is shaped like an egg and it is made of egg-coloured gold. Very expensive. Former soviet. FBI mustn't know about it. Hush hush.
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Old Oct 7th, 2004, 03:27 AM       


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Old Oct 7th, 2004, 03:28 AM       
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Old Oct 7th, 2004, 03:34 AM       
You do not win yet, though you're definately the best looking one in the contest, for now.
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Old Oct 7th, 2004, 06:31 AM       
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You would be suprised that girls only like me because I can turn my eyelids inside out and bend my thumb all the way back. It is still obvious that I am prettier than Lurch here, even without my makeup.
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Old Oct 7th, 2004, 07:04 AM       
you look EXACTLY like Hulk Hogan!!
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Old Oct 7th, 2004, 09:12 AM       
I kinda think you look a bit like Edward Norton, supafly. And you're indeed better looking than Lurch. I like how your facial expression is not one of a person who is totally about to throw up. I am no homosexual, but I do know what I don't like.
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Old Oct 7th, 2004, 09:20 AM       
Will this be the new "Post your Picture Here" thread? That other one is getting a tad long.
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Old Oct 7th, 2004, 09:30 AM       
No, it would not. I have to be careful not to respond to frequently in this thread, otherwise I would be an attentionwhore, but I will answer this.

If you are reading this post, then you are reading the wrong post, because the post you should have been reading, and the one which would have explained to you why this thread exists, is the first one. I see no reason to explain to you again the mechanisms of this contest, but I'll do it anyway because you read this far and I have pity on you for it.

This is a contest. You score by being pretty. The very best way to prove that you are pretty is by posting your picture. You can try to win by being convincing, but an actual pretty picture tends to be a lot better at conveying truth than a post.

I would personally not mind if this thread was the new 'post your mug here' thread, but I highly doubt I would be allowed to start a thread of that caliber, seeing as the last three threads I ever started here got moved, and the one before that deleted - I have only 100something posts and post count seems to amount for a LOT here on this forum - and because I'm not Mockery, who owns this place and probably kind of feels it's an alpha-male thing to have that thread in place with his name in it.

I apologise if I have offended you with my language. It was not my intention.

Now let us continue this contest - that is - unless I've ruined the mood now, or this thread has been deleted or moved already.
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Old Oct 7th, 2004, 09:38 AM       
The ingenuity of man is only surpassed by his stupidity and it wins this contest without even trying.
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Old Oct 7th, 2004, 09:43 AM       
yeah that post your picture here thread IS long lets use this one okay guys
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Old Oct 7th, 2004, 09:44 AM       
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Old Oct 7th, 2004, 09:54 AM       
Sadie: Not really. Not a conscious purpose, at least. I intuitively wrote it that way.
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Old Oct 7th, 2004, 10:08 AM       
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Old Oct 7th, 2004, 10:20 AM       
This is SOOOO superficial. What about the crippling ugliness inside most of the people here?
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Old Oct 7th, 2004, 10:24 AM       
"The crippling ugliness" Wow is it that bad
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Old Oct 7th, 2004, 10:25 AM       
Check the PYOP thread.
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Old Oct 7th, 2004, 10:26 AM       
INSIDE I said.
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Old Oct 7th, 2004, 11:08 AM       
Dole: What, you mean the alien sitting between their ribcage and their stomach? We cannot let this be a factor. It is too arbitrary.
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Old Oct 7th, 2004, 11:57 AM       
This thread is now about locating Pub Lover. Where the fuck is he? He's not even online on my MSN anymore. Did he get done in by the Kiwis?
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Old Oct 7th, 2004, 12:01 PM       
drunk and pissed up on booze probably.
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Old Oct 7th, 2004, 01:09 PM       
anything for the runner-up? a hot dog with no bun maybe?
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Old Oct 7th, 2004, 02:41 PM       


I know I'm a little fat, but I think I deserve the apple.
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Old Oct 7th, 2004, 03:17 PM       
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I kinda think you look a bit like Edward Norton, supafly.
No, I look like David Arquette.
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Old Oct 7th, 2004, 04:04 PM       
Supafly doesn't look like any of his self portraits :/
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