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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 07:52 AM        the not so simple things in life
i was in the shower the other day and i was thinking that when i finally do grow up, and i mean that in the sense of when i find myself 100% financially stable, that there are a couple of not so simple things that i don't ever want to live without. these being:

1. a giant shower room with a huge bath tub where i can spend hours at a time just relaxing.

2. unlimited access to funds to purchase whatever i may need for photography.

3. a big kitchen with stainless steel appliances and a convection oven so i can make dozens of pies.

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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 08:50 AM       
One of those showers that has built in speakers and jets of water coming out the wall.

A practice drum kit


...thats all I can think of. World peace maybe.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 08:50 AM       
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 09:06 AM       
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 09:10 AM       
A new month added to the year for a 30-day orgasm.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 09:11 AM       
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 09:20 AM       
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 09:23 AM       
My own army of robot masters.

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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 09:28 AM       
A library and a studio ....

and a frigde that has crushed ice and water on the door....
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 09:41 AM       
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A new month added to the year for a 30-day orgasm.
sharing achimps month long orgasm. or at least having a thirty day battery pack.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 09:42 AM       
we should get you and Chimp together....
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 09:43 AM       
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So...you want to be dominated by a group of robot superiors?
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 09:51 AM       
a job that doesnt want to make me take my own life in new and creative ways everyday.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 10:18 AM       
a team of ninja servants.....lots of ninjas....

ninja! get me the remote and a pizza!
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 10:38 AM       
my own car, house, etc owned by me and not by some bank.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 11:31 AM       
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So...you want to be dominated by a group of robot superiors?
mega man reference
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 11:33 AM       
a gourmet kitchen that doesn't require that i store silverware in the overhead cabinet because the drawers are so small.

a 30 foot cabin cruiser with a captain to maintain it; but one who magically goes invisible and silent whenever we're aboard.

a personal massage therapist... see above re: invisibility and silent factor.

a maid... see above again.

a dog that is just as loveable and fantastic as the one i have now but that doesn't shit or require bathing or feeding.


and whatever... world peace, health and happiness, blip bloop blip.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 12:37 PM       
for now.

-a job that i enjoy and that enables me to support myself and my boys.

-my own place where i can put my own stuff where i like and where i can do my own thing without people who aren't really pleased with who i am questioning my every move.

-a car that runs well and doesn't use tons of gas.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 12:39 PM       
A girlfriend.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 12:54 PM       
an underground swimming pool in the backyard with my own pool man.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 01:13 PM       
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 01:13 PM       
one big room that doesnt have walls but has cabinet amps (marshall or behringer) that has a seat in the middle with a single chord to plug my guitar or bass in with all the effects. And a room that has a really good computer and is awsome. Yeah thats my dream, i can dream that becuase it will happen when i become a rock-star !!
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 01:13 PM       
1. I WANT A ROOM THAT IS ALL CUSIONS AND BLANKETS AND PILLOWS AND IT CAN BE THE FORT ROOM BUT ALSO I'D SLEEP THERE EVERY NIGHT AND THATS ALL THAT WOULD BE IN IT

2. HIGH SHELVES ONLY SO THE GRANDKIDS (I AM NEVER GOING TO HAVE KIDS BUT GRANDKIDS ARE JUST A FACT OF LIFE LETS FACE IT) CANT TOUCH MY SMOKES OR PLAY MY VIDEO TAPES

3. GET MARRIED

4. I WANNA COLLECT OLD VCRS
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 02:14 PM       
a mind control device of some sort
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 03:28 PM       
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