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Zomboid · #26

I actually seriously loled at that full of beans one because it was so lame. Roommates look at me like I was a retard. Thanks.

MattJack · #27

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Luckily I like my coffee like I like my women.. they're grrrreat!

Spruce Moose · #28

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So....umm... I take it NONE of you guys are fans of OWNING an actual COFFEE MACHINE?

I do. Can't own one right now, but if I could, I would.

23_ · #29

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So....umm... I take it NONE of you guys are fans of OWNING an actual COFFEE MACHINE?

I own one at my house, but there's nowhere to put one in my packed dorm room.

ble_84 · #30

i have never lain eyes on a starbucks shop. never ever seen one

Sethomas · #31

I don't own a coffee machine because I'm better than that.

I own some number* of French presses, however.

Speaking as someone who has recently drank coffee made from beans processed out of shit coming from a small Asian mammal, I can say with authority that Starbucks coffee sucks worse than a case of monorchism rounded off by testicular cancer.

*If you need a hint at what kind of number, think integers.

23_ · #32

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I own some number* of French presses, however.

*If you need a hint at what kind of number, think integers.

But that means the number can be negative.

Spruce Moose · #33

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But that means the number can be negative.

Gentlemen, I think we've got a situation on our hands.

And I've heard of that shit processed coffee. The fact that you drank it only makes me more worried about the "situation" I speak of...

Sethomas · #34

Honestly, the kopi luwak was pretty good. All in all, it didn't have enough body or bouquet for me to think of it it as a truly great coffee, but considering that I make my coffee extremely strong it was remarkably smooth. Like, amazingly smooth.

Oh, and I guess I was being cryptic about the number of French presses I own for no real reason. The answer is: -2[e^(i*pi)].

XMoltresX · #35

i like getting pretty much any tall one with foam. they are usually pretty tasty and give you energy.

Sethomas · #36

Guinness? Or was that the joke? I can't tell with you people anymore. FUCK YOU GUYS.

XMoltresX · #37

what did i do? im sorry i just like tasty coffees sorry if i offend you, didnt mean it

executioneer · #38

i like my coffee like i like my women, COVERED IN BEES

Esuohlim · #39

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Oh, and I guess I was being cryptic about the number of French presses I own for no real reason. The answer is: -2[e^(i*pi)].

What a coincidence, that's the integral of (2x + 4)dx from 3 to 3.196152423 more than I own

Emu · #40

I've only been out of calculus class for 6 months and I've already forgotten everything

23_ · #41

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I've only been out of calculus class for 6 months and I've already forgotten everything

The same thing happened to me.

Tadao · #42

OMG me too!

MetalMilitia · #43

This is uncanny.

JediScum · #44

Turtle frappe? nice.

You like it. You know what's in it. Make it at home. DUH.

I like Black Coffee Iced. no cream, no sugar, no caramel, no frenchie foo-foo semen globs.... BLACK COFFEE... COLD!

And it's amazing how people will FUCK THAT UP!

I give them specific instructions. "You see that 24 ounce cup? Fill it half-full with ice. Now fill it to a 1/4 inch of the brim with Coffee!"

"Our House Blend or De-caf?"

I'm sure you can see where this is going. Presented with only 2 options, most baristas will fuck it up.

Chojin · #45

that seems like a valid question to me, too

JediScum · #46

I suppose it is... I forget how much crap a person who is "front of the house" has to take.

Tadao · #47

I would hate to be a coffee house server. Coffee rage is dangerous. I'd rather dole out crack for money. At least they'll blow you for it. Coffee heads will stab you for your beans.