Shady but hilarous friends

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Me and my closest friends have a revolving way of screwing each other over at integral points and all get along great. Not going out of the way but if the chance arrises.

1.) My two friends Bob and Paul were playing a Madden franchise a few years ago. Paul was losing badly in a playoff game for his team so he left the room to make a "Phone call". He went into Bob's basement and shut the power off to the house. Bob saw Paul coming upstairs and Paul said he needed better reception and went to the basement.

2.) Me and Paul were in kindergarten. You had to sign a sheet to use the lavatory. Paul didn't sign it, clogged the toilet and left. I was the last person to sign the sheet before him so I got yelled at.

More to come.