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Old Feb 25th, 2007, 04:08 PM        people who need to get laid or get over themselves
GOOD GOD LADY WE ARE IN A LIBRARY SHUT UP AND KEEP TO YOURSELF
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Old Feb 25th, 2007, 04:10 PM       
this thread is for ranting
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Old Feb 25th, 2007, 04:17 PM       
yeah hurry up guys the library is closing soon
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Old Feb 25th, 2007, 04:31 PM       
7F you're supposed to be ranting at all the poor hopeless fucks who are pissing you off no sarcasm please dont be a jerk bring your own issues ok
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Old Feb 25th, 2007, 04:40 PM       
also Mr. Hat Dude on my left could you fucking stop being so intense
I'd like to smash your sharp little nose right into the monitor you're staring at with such a vengeance
and stop whipping your head around whenever you looks omewhere, CALM DOWN
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Old Feb 25th, 2007, 04:43 PM       
ALSO MR. BALDING DUMBFUCK WITH GLASSES AND MOUSTACHE SHUT UP NO ONE WANTS TO BE MOLESTED BY YOUR SUBLIMINAL FUCKING MESSAGES
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Old Feb 25th, 2007, 04:46 PM       
ohhh ok that I can get behind

Yeah so I know quite a few people who like to bemoan the fact that they are dateless, despite the fact that the many factors involving their loneliness comes from their self-admitted social retardation, and/or lack of personal hygiene. These things can be easily rectified through little effort but do they get around to doing this? Nope. They blame the women that shun them, the better looking guys who are "assholes", or some bullshit theory on how relationships are started, created by like-minded people with jaded, bitter and often misconstrued views on life.

I don't hang out with these people because they usually like to throw pity-parties on how no girl will ever want to touch them or get to know them, and some of the more weird ones will try too hard to impress a girl and come of weird, and that seriously hurts my game.
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Old Feb 25th, 2007, 04:50 PM       
how am i supposed to play wingman for a guy whos hovering over a girl at a party 24/7

i dont
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Old Feb 25th, 2007, 04:52 PM       
seriously i cant take these guys anywhere
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Old Feb 25th, 2007, 04:53 PM       
whatever man all I know is this thread is for me to rant about some people who bother me on a daily basis without even talking to me
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Old Feb 25th, 2007, 05:01 PM       
You know what bothers me? Poor people. They think they're entitled to everything because they live in America. Yet they do nothing but walk around smelling bad making us normies (thats us well-to-do folk) feel uncomfortable, tarnishing our city's image of a prosperous metropolis. I don't see what the big deal is about rounding them up and shipping them to a work camp somewhere. They'll get plenty of exercise, food, and living quarters. I don't see anybody else coming up with a better solution. They're just talk. That's all they are. They make me sick.
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Old Feb 25th, 2007, 05:02 PM       
yeah and if you had your way you'd throw them all into a huge furnace and burn them up. great.
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Old Feb 25th, 2007, 05:03 PM       
You know what burns my biscuits? Jews. They think they're entitled to everything because holocaust. Yet they do nothing but walk around smelling bad making us normies (thats us non-jew folk) feel uncomfortable, tarnishing our city's image of a prosperous metropolis. I don't see what the big deal is about rounding them up and shipping them to a work camp somewhere. They'll get plenty of exercise, food, and living quarters. I don't see anybody else coming up with a better solution. They're just talk. That's all they are. They make me sick.
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Old Feb 25th, 2007, 06:11 PM       
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Old Feb 25th, 2007, 08:18 PM       
You see that, WHAT? Why can't we be like that?
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Old Feb 25th, 2007, 08:35 PM       
those guys look like they should be starring in a post-contemorary-apocalyptic world in which the borders between races have completely disappeared and now the only races are, "Surfer" "Brode" and "Queer".
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Old Feb 25th, 2007, 09:24 PM       
so what, how's life on the streets working out
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Old Feb 25th, 2007, 09:36 PM       
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Old Feb 25th, 2007, 11:29 PM       
Dammit, Randy, stop trying to hook up with Shannon! She is not interested in you, and you need to come up with better small talk than "so, you like poptarts?" And you know that guy who comes by during our breaks? That's her BF, buddy.

And no, I do not believe you when you say you've had a girlfriend before.
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Old Feb 26th, 2007, 12:37 PM       
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you mean black?
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Old Feb 26th, 2007, 12:50 PM       
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Old Mar 12th, 2007, 02:01 PM       
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ALSO MR. BALDING DUMBFUCK WITH GLASSES AND MOUSTACHE SHUT UP NO ONE WANTS TO BE MOLESTED BY YOUR SUBLIMINAL FUCKING MESSAGES

HE IS AT IT AGAIN OH MY GOD
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Old Mar 12th, 2007, 10:22 PM       
I don't know if this has been said but WHAT needs to get laid. BAD.
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Old Mar 13th, 2007, 02:20 AM       
laid in a coffin because he's dead from freezing to death because he's homeless.
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Old Mar 13th, 2007, 10:28 AM       
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