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Old Sep 18th, 2009, 08:43 AM        Shaving powder


Used this twice so far and I gotta say I kinda like it. First got this cause my neck thinks I'm black, so I get razor bumps like crazy under there. Anyway, shit STINKS but it works well. You have to take the instructions serious as a heart attack if you don't want chemical burns.

I hear that it's also great for legs, pubes, et al. I'm looking at you, pub.

Basically, it's do-it-yourself Nair, and you get to 'shave' with a spatula afterwards. It's so ghetto that I feel 50% more manly every time I use it.

*it's also like $3 for a tin that has about 50 uses, lol
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Old Sep 18th, 2009, 12:32 PM       
Is this like poor people drinking powdered milk and eating powdered potatoes?...I think I will stick with my expensive can of lathery foam.
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Old Sep 18th, 2009, 12:37 PM       
If you guys had any stones you'd shave without even getting the razor wet. And you'd use a folding razor.

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Old Sep 18th, 2009, 12:48 PM       
Real men don't even use razors. They just pull all the hairs out by hand, individually.
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Old Sep 18th, 2009, 12:56 PM       
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Old Sep 18th, 2009, 02:10 PM       
Mostly use an electric but when I use a razor I just use water while in the shower.
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Old Sep 18th, 2009, 02:13 PM       
Soap and disposables!

I have a nice MACH11TURBO6000 but i'm too lazy to buy cartridges.
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Old Sep 18th, 2009, 02:21 PM       
I use steel wool and mr.clean. Like a Real Man.
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Old Sep 18th, 2009, 02:23 PM       
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Old Sep 18th, 2009, 02:44 PM       
I use shaving soap and a double edged razor.
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Old Sep 18th, 2009, 03:07 PM       
I started using mens razors again and it's like night and day. Women's razors are so much better than men's razors that it makes me upset. Why use shaving cream when you can use soap and water?
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Old Sep 18th, 2009, 03:08 PM       
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Old Sep 22nd, 2009, 01:23 PM       
Where do you buy this shit?

I grow more MAN HAIR than I used to and I'm also having problems with razor bumps.

Probably because I'm using cheap-ass razors with no conditioner strips, but w/e
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Old Sep 22nd, 2009, 01:52 PM       
I tried one of those new venus razors that has the big chunk of solid shave gel around it. It was a nightmare.

Not only did it have this unpleasant "drool" effect as soon as it got wet, but it also made the razor way too cumbersome. I cut myself to pieces.

It was a nice idea, but didn't work for me at all.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2009, 04:01 PM       
Yeah, the reason I don't like getting my razors wet is because they get all slimy from that shit they put on it.

If I could just grow a beard I would :<
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Old Sep 22nd, 2009, 05:57 PM       
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First got this cause my neck thinks I'm black, so I get razor bumps like crazy under there.
Do you use any after shave? My neck will do the same shi* if I don't slap on a good quantity of after shave. Nivea makes some good stuff for guys with sensitive skin, so does Gillette.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2009, 10:09 PM       
I got tired of shaving, so I grew a beard. Now I just occasionally trim it.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2009, 11:03 PM       
i use soap and a mach 3 turbo razor
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Old Sep 23rd, 2009, 12:09 AM       
If you want to get rid of bumps, massage some baby oil into your beard before shaving. Also, swab the razor with rubbing alcohol or purell to get rid of bacteria.

Yes I've said this before. I'm saying it again as you all obviously didn't get the message.
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Old Sep 23rd, 2009, 12:30 AM       
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Old Sep 23rd, 2009, 02:53 AM       
I stopped using shaving cream and now I don't cut myself at all and it's shorter. How the fuck does that work?
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Old Sep 23rd, 2009, 08:17 AM       
I got shaving oil once, as a shaving cream alternative, I wouldn't recommend it.
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Old Sep 23rd, 2009, 10:05 AM       
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I got tired of shaving, so I grew a beard. Now I just occasionally trim it.

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Old Sep 23rd, 2009, 12:33 PM       
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Only problem with my method is, when I do trim I get all worried that I'll look like the guy from the Hills for a few days. Even though my facial hair is dark.
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Old Sep 23rd, 2009, 12:41 PM       
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