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Old Mar 28th, 2006, 07:11 PM       
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Old Mar 28th, 2006, 09:24 PM       
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I think it's mostly just hype, but I have really coarse facial hair and my non-powered razors tended to get stuck, so I'd have to pick up the blade and re-stroke harder to clear it. With this I can just buzz up and keep the same pace without tearing the shit out of my face.

It also does seem to get a little closer. The fusion even moreso than the mach 3.

Also up until now all gillete razors came with 2 backup razors but this bastard shipped with 0.

Oh and that one blade on the back is the sex, again. I cut myself with it today but the concept is so worth it.
How often do you shave, and how often can you shave with that new bitch? I've resolved to shaving once a week, because any more frequently results in mutilation.

The whole vibrating thing confuses me. Shaking a blade back and forth over my face seems like I'm just asking for trouble.
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Old Mar 28th, 2006, 09:47 PM       
hey James, maybe you should try an electric shaver? It's pretty damn hard to cut yourself with one of those.
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Old Mar 29th, 2006, 08:33 AM       


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Old Mar 29th, 2006, 10:25 AM       


That's my cousin Brett and my Aunt Sheila. Brett's heading to Iraq today.
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Old Mar 29th, 2006, 11:10 AM       
I'm sorry about that. It's always really hard to see your family go. My cousin, John Paul is serving his third year there.

At the risk of asking yet another nosy question, where's your picture? We've seen your dog, your backyard, the bar b que, a bike show and the cars your sister wrecked. Were you in them and we just missed it?
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Old Mar 29th, 2006, 11:18 AM       
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Old Mar 29th, 2006, 07:33 PM       
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hey James, maybe you should try an electric shaver? It's pretty damn hard to cut yourself with one of those.
Oh, I've managed.

Even if I don't cut myself, electrics don't get close enough, and irritate my face something feirce. Maybe I'm just destined to have a beard.
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Old Mar 29th, 2006, 10:23 PM       
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I think it's mostly just hype, but I have really coarse facial hair and my non-powered razors tended to get stuck, so I'd have to pick up the blade and re-stroke harder to clear it. With this I can just buzz up and keep the same pace without tearing the shit out of my face.

It also does seem to get a little closer. The fusion even moreso than the mach 3.

Also up until now all gillete razors came with 2 backup razors but this bastard shipped with 0.

Oh and that one blade on the back is the sex, again. I cut myself with it today but the concept is so worth it.
How often do you shave, and how often can you shave with that new bitch? I've resolved to shaving once a week, because any more frequently results in mutilation.

The whole vibrating thing confuses me. Shaking a blade back and forth over my face seems like I'm just asking for trouble.
I'm wondering this too, unless its just very small vibration.

But I took Chojin's advice and went to Rite-Aid. They're still having the $2 off thing, but then I saw the price of the refill pack. $15 for FOUR? Or if you feel sassy $30 for an eight-pack. I'm not the type of person to spend $30 on a disposable shaving product.

*edit: bah, I suck at quotes
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Old Mar 29th, 2006, 10:33 PM       
You replayed the whole thing?? Are you still pissed about me suggesting that your stroking Pub's shoulders before you slip into his vagina?
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Old Mar 29th, 2006, 10:41 PM       
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Old Mar 29th, 2006, 10:42 PM       
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Old Mar 29th, 2006, 10:47 PM       
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Old Mar 29th, 2006, 10:50 PM       
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Old Mar 29th, 2006, 10:55 PM       
Heh, it was after playing drums for an hour straight :P
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Old Mar 29th, 2006, 10:57 PM       
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Old Mar 30th, 2006, 12:22 AM       
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Old Mar 30th, 2006, 12:24 AM       
Wait, didn't we have sex?
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Old Mar 30th, 2006, 12:32 AM       
The sexyest sex in all of sex land! :P
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Old Mar 30th, 2006, 12:35 AM       
Word, I remember that, and Nate screaming "Get out!"
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Old Mar 30th, 2006, 12:37 AM       
I think Nate was trying to look at my "goods". It was creepy
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Old Mar 30th, 2006, 12:39 AM       
HEY GUYS BLUE OATMEAL AND I HAD SECKS!!!!
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Old Mar 30th, 2006, 12:54 AM       
Lets not forget the ride home We almost didn't make it back :P
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Old Mar 30th, 2006, 01:02 AM       
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Old Mar 30th, 2006, 01:54 AM       
Blue Oatmeal isn't allowed to have sex. I've heard his voice over the phone, and I can't imagine what he sounds like in the throes of passion. Of course, that was his smashed voice. And GOD was he ever smashed. He invited me to some party he was having I think, and I'm all the way in fucking Ohio.

Blue Oatmeal, once I hit the big 21, I gotta head down to Georgia, and we need to party.
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