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Old May 24th, 2006, 04:55 PM        I was on the road for my Birthday
I am 44 now. Any of you bastards older? I didn't think so. By the time you get to be my age, the woirld will have been a smoldering lifelss ball of ash foir at least three years.
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Old May 24th, 2006, 05:07 PM       
Ha ha ha, you old fart
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Old May 24th, 2006, 05:20 PM       
You're 12 years younger then my dad.
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Old May 24th, 2006, 06:33 PM       
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Old May 24th, 2006, 07:23 PM       
Happy birthday burbank you old vet you
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Old May 24th, 2006, 07:30 PM       
You know Max, they say that the fingers are the first thing to go, followed by the mind, and then finally... bladder control. While the bladder issue probably won't effect you as you're already used to it, the other two things will probably have a serious effect on your writing. Don't worry though, I've got a great I-Mockery severance package worked up for you. I'll even through in a few adult diaper coupons to help cushion you in your journey to the golden years. You know why they call it "the golden years" right? Yep... it's all about the urine.

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Old May 24th, 2006, 07:31 PM       
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CARLOS MENCIA!
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Old May 24th, 2006, 07:37 PM       
Hey, Max isn't Asian.
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Old May 24th, 2006, 07:38 PM       
Not yet.
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Old May 24th, 2006, 09:48 PM       
I wonder if there'll be a time when you say, "No, I am too old for the internet now. Time to retire."

I hope not

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Old May 24th, 2006, 10:55 PM       
Happy Birthday, Sir!
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Old May 25th, 2006, 01:28 AM       
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Old May 25th, 2006, 12:02 PM       
hey burbank! i'm in your house, reading all your new material!

never open the door to let the cat out my silly friend.........
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Old May 25th, 2006, 06:46 PM       
now you can use the prhase "when i was a kid..."
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Old May 25th, 2006, 07:05 PM       
..........Except his anecdotes about childhood will be warped and disturbing.........................

Well, anyways , hope you enjoy yourself.
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Old May 26th, 2006, 03:05 AM       
HEY, happy forky forkth birthday, ya old bloke.


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Old May 26th, 2006, 12:17 PM       
max, i think you're the only one here older than me.
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Old May 26th, 2006, 12:55 PM       
Yeah, there was one person here older than me for a while. I had to kill them. As for the Bladder 'control' issue, 'control' has nothing to do with it. I am all about choice.
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Old May 26th, 2006, 01:07 PM       
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