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Old Aug 25th, 2007, 03:20 PM       
Hey guys any tips on how not to die living in east Indian town while I'm at the colleges?
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Old Aug 25th, 2007, 04:54 PM       
I'd worry about failing with that shit grammar and get yourself an Indian girlfriend
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Old Aug 25th, 2007, 06:04 PM       
Like I'm gonna take syntax and grammar seriously on these boards? Stick to raising you hick-shit children fartin.

But any tips from the big city mockers?
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Old Aug 25th, 2007, 07:48 PM       
don't have blonde hair and blue eyes?
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Old Aug 25th, 2007, 07:57 PM       
Just hold on loosely, but don't let go. If you cling too tightly, you're gonna lose control.
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Old Aug 25th, 2007, 08:04 PM       
Okay man listen up, I grew up in NYC so I know a thing or two about big city survival. There's one thing you can do that will definitely keep ruffians from messing with you. Buy the smallest map possible of whatever bumf*ck little "big city" it is you'll be living in, like one that can fit in your wallet if it's possible (a map of the bus routes will work wonders). Whenever you find yourself walking down a sidewalk be sure to stare endlessly at this map and look as confused and/or blustered as possible, eyes darting from the map in your palm (it's gotta be THAT tiny), to the nearest street sign, back to the map, then over your shoulder all anxiously (it doesn't matter which shoulder but you should definitely try to alternate), then back to the map ET CETERA the entire duration of your travel. It helps if you sweat a lot while doing this. Don't ever let up. Nobody will touch you.

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Old Aug 25th, 2007, 09:16 PM       
I always thought Indians we're pretty nonviolent. Unless you're talking about east Indians as in the ones that come from Massachusetts and killed all those settlers in the 1600s in which case you're totally fucked.
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Old Aug 25th, 2007, 10:17 PM       
And to think I was totally serious about what I was saying.

And happy birthday, Blue Fox!
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Old Aug 25th, 2007, 11:10 PM       
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Old Aug 25th, 2007, 11:14 PM       
I'm watching Night Of The Creeps and so far it is looking pretty damn awesome. And hilarious.
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Old Aug 25th, 2007, 11:32 PM       
My sister lived in the East Indies (Grenada) for med school. They were the nicest people she'd ever met, until the hurricane came and they decapitated her local friend to loot the grocery store he was guarding.
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Old Aug 25th, 2007, 11:32 PM       
ya chojin it's like american psycho the movie.
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Old Aug 26th, 2007, 01:07 AM       
So how many of you guys can smoke weed without coughing? According to ZBF, if you cough you are a pussy.
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Old Aug 26th, 2007, 01:09 AM       
No wonder ZBF is good at smoking weed, he invented fire.
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Old Aug 26th, 2007, 01:14 AM       

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Old Aug 26th, 2007, 01:18 AM       
I AM GAY
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Old Aug 26th, 2007, 01:20 AM       
Rongi: i'm sure that joke is going to go right over his head too
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Old Aug 26th, 2007, 01:21 AM       



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Old Aug 26th, 2007, 02:07 AM       
Just kidding, I like the Reds.
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Old Aug 26th, 2007, 02:09 AM       
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Old Aug 26th, 2007, 02:11 AM       
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Old Aug 26th, 2007, 03:33 AM       
Jesus Christ I just found out firsthand that some earwigs can fly.
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Old Aug 26th, 2007, 11:36 AM       
Those things don't actually crawl into your ear you know
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Old Aug 26th, 2007, 02:11 PM       
That doesnt change the fact that they are fucking disgusting
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Old Aug 26th, 2007, 02:26 PM       
At my grandfathers cabin in BC, they chill in the bathroom and investigate you when you use the toilet.
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