i HATE my voice

[Rongi]

Moron

[Anonymous]

so a telemarketer calls today for our roomate and I tell the guy
"no he's not here he's at work can I take a message"
and he says to me "that's ok sweetie, I'll call back later"


what the fuck is that shit!

[FS]

I always thought my voice was reasonably deep, or at least obviously male. Then some woman on the phone called me "ma'am". Maybe I just sound like a 50-year old lady who's drunk scotch and smoked a pipe all her life. ...I can live with that.

I also got mistaken for a girl for a woman at a store once (she was looking down at the counter when she noticed me), but that was because of my long hair. But the bitch seemed to actually get angry at me for looking like a girl when I corrected her.

[MrAdventure]

i look like a 15 year old faggy ambiguity.

people ask me my sex right to my face.

i guess it's more sensitive to assume I have an a-cup than a cock, though, everyone shoots for girl first.

my voice is awkward because i never talk, tho i can do a mean shaggy from scooby-doo.

i'm lettin' you guys know because you care

[Skulhedface]

A deeper voice can be achieved, along with a trachea box, by smoking a heavy intake of Marlboros.

*shrugs* My voice was deep enough to begin with, but since I do have the nicotine habit, now it's deep and gravelly. Thankfully, it ended up gravelly in a smooth way. And I'm going to miss it when I catch throat cancer

[Secret Agent Vomit]

When I answer the phone, people always mistake me for my Mom. I guess it doesn't help that I also wear her clothes.

[Anonymous]

I still don't understand why we haven't been privy to any Doopa voice clips yet...

[Jixby Phillips]

People on the phone mistake me for my dad a lot. I don't understand it because to me we sound nothing alike.

[James]

Originally Posted by Dr. Boogie

I still don't understand why we haven't been privy to any Doopa voice clips yet...

Because she's a NAZI.

Seriously, we should just have a "What does everyone sound like?" thread, where everyone can share their really gay voices being manhandled by shitty computer mics.

My fucking mic makes me sound like I'm talking into a tin can filled with cotton balls.

But if you wanna hear what I sound like, you can call my phone sex line at 1-900-BEEF-TIT.

[Jixby Phillips]

Then make the thread you gay.

[James]

Nobody wants to post their voice, or aren't able to.

[shameless]

When I was six, people thought I was fifteen or my mom... My voice sounds all right in my head, but not out of my mouth... :/

[The_voice_of_reason]

If i could have a voice like the voice that i hear when i talk i would be a singer. But i hear my voice out loud and i want to stab myself in the face.

[shameless]

I wonder when cosmetic surgery will allow people to change their voices...

[Epigone]

Smoking cigarettes will only make her sound like a 2 year old that smokes.

[James]

Originally Posted by shameless

When I was six, people thought I was fifteen or my mom...

You're mom was 15 when you were 6? Geez, what a slut.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Originally Posted by Cybernetico

I sound different that what I hear, and it's odd

It does that because your voice vibrates through your head when you talk. You sound different when you hear yourself because of that.

[LegoLars]

http://www.geocities.com/larsskagerstam/bonk.txt

let's see if this works. YAY! The soundclip worked!

[LegoLars]

This was fun! And some random Swedish.

http://www.geocities.com/larsskagers...domswedish.txt

[Rongi]

none of those worked

[FS]

The Swedish sounded like a sound clip played backwards.

[Rongi]

When I clicked it it opened to notebook

[FS]

When you download them, select "all files" from the pulldown menu and put .wav after the filename.

[Rongi]

It downloads too fast for me to do that

[FS]

Silly man. Don't left-click the links, but right-click them and choose "save target".