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Old Aug 14th, 2003, 01:27 AM       
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Old Aug 14th, 2003, 01:40 AM       
OMFG. I AM SO GONNA HAVE TO TAKE STEROIDS AND GET MEAN NOW SO I CAN DO MY BACK TO SCHOOL PLAN. :GRRRR

But seriously, is he that much stronger than me? You do know I'm pretty fucking good at fighting right? This better not be another Random-esque, "omg hes so muscular, he could beat you up" type of thing like you've done before.

He better be pretty damn huge if hes really that scary.

Post your picture of Random. I don't have it anymore cuz of that virus. I want to illustrate your level of exageration with guys being big and muscular.
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Old Aug 14th, 2003, 02:01 AM       
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Girls like a challenge as much as guys do (or don't). If a girl knows you like her and are obsessing over her she'll either a) get bored if she liked you, or b) get creeped out if she didn't. Act like you just don't give a fuck and you have better things happening and she might be interested. Brush her off! Make it look like you're a real mover and shaker! All about attitude and balance. But wtf do I know... my advice is listen closely to any ladies that replied here.
That's bullshit. Maybe some girls do like a challenge, but to think that they all do is ridiculous. I certainly don't like a challenge as far as love is concerned, I want it to be fucking easy. Hell, I'd be happy if I was assigned a standard-issue government wife. I refuse to play any of those silly, immature psychological games with the opposite sex. Maybe that's why I've never had any luck, but if that's the case, what you say could be true. And I don't believe that.

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I think Chojin put it best when he said that I have no self esteem. And Kevin likes me. So I dunno...I can't really do much better I don't think, so I might as well. :/
Okay, so if you can't do any better, why put up with him at all? Wouldn't you be better off ALONE than with an asshole? That's what I don't get, when people think they HAVE to be with somebody, anybody, so much that they are willing to settle for the first bag of human crap (thank you max burbank for that wonderful phrase) that comes along.
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Old Aug 14th, 2003, 02:11 AM       
All I know is come Fall I'm gonna rip me a brand new peice o' Kevin-ass.

And I'm still waiting for the picture of Random Bi-otch.
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Old Aug 14th, 2003, 03:27 AM       
i agree that soundtest's advice is bullshit, but i also realize that most women actually do love a challenge. hell, it'd work; it might even last if the attracted party is as fake as he. if she's stupid, he may not even have to be that great an actor. (keep quiet and she'll just think you're the "intense and introverted" type.)

but why the fuck would anyone want an intimate relationship built on superficiality? i'm all for some games, but not foundational ones.

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Hell, I'd be happy if I was assigned a standard-issue government wife.
this is as fucked-up as aforementioned advice.
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Old Aug 14th, 2003, 04:43 AM       
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I refuse to play any of those silly, immature psychological games with the opposite sex. Maybe that's why I've never had any luck, but if that's the case, what you say could be true. And I don't believe that.
Believe whatever you want and do whatever works for you. Ofcourse no advice is applicable to ALL individuals. My advice is based on my own personal experience, which may or may not reflect the general population (I tend to end up with nutcases... parallel???? which is why I suggested listening to WOMEN about this shit). All I know is this: generally speaking, the majority of girls that I REALLY REALLY REALLY liked did not give me the time of day or (even worse) saw me as a really great 'friend'. However, the second I stopped placing them in the center of my universe or became interested in someone else, guess who started calling?

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but why the fuck would anyone want an intimate relationship built on superficiality? i'm all for some games, but not foundational ones.
This is so fucking true. The second I meet a girl that does not follow the pattern I mentioned I will propose to on the spot provided she can beat me one round in Capcom vs. SNK 2 without being cheap.
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Old Aug 14th, 2003, 06:50 AM       
Operation, maybe he likes you, but he sure doesn't respect you. If you're comfortable with those terms, you'd better prepare yourself for a lifetime of dicksucking.
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Old Aug 14th, 2003, 08:39 AM       
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Old Aug 14th, 2003, 09:29 AM       
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Old Aug 14th, 2003, 12:20 PM       
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Operation, maybe he likes you, but he sure doesn't respect you. If you're comfortable with those terms, you'd better prepare yourself for a lifetime of dicksucking.

Fs man... you sure have an eloqeunce that i fucking cant help but admire... Well put.


Fact is , going back to that guy is counter-productive. And proto is right you're better off alone than with some shmoe that'll treat you like shit.
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Old Aug 14th, 2003, 01:19 PM       
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Hell, I'd be happy if I was assigned a standard-issue government wife.
this is as fucked-up as aforementioned advice.
I was just using that as a metaphor about how easy I would prefer love and romance to be.
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Old Aug 14th, 2003, 01:23 PM       
It would be really good if the government would custom build a wife for me.
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Old Aug 14th, 2003, 01:31 PM       
Nothing cheap about that.
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Old Aug 14th, 2003, 01:34 PM       
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Old Aug 14th, 2003, 01:35 PM       
you don't want a wife...what you want is a rubber fuck doll...
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Old Aug 14th, 2003, 01:59 PM       
Nah go for silicone.



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Old Aug 14th, 2003, 02:00 PM       
What i really need is a russian/Korean mail order concubine...

Holy shit Soundtest that girl at the top is fucking Beautiful- Whoa she is a doll??? WHA??

If you guys wanna see some fucked up sex dolls the Japanese take the cake- Comes with complimentary Fecal matter!! SweeeeT! (Hu-Eckkkk)-

I'll warn you all now this shit is nasty- No pun intended:

http://gold-exp.hp.infoseek.co.jp/engcoll1.htm

(its NSFW so i didnt img it)
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Old Aug 14th, 2003, 11:35 PM       
"Holy shit Soundtest that girl at the top is fucking Beautiful- Whoa she is a doll??? WHA?? "

So very very sad.
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Old Aug 14th, 2003, 11:37 PM       
THE JOKE'S ON YOU!
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Old Aug 15th, 2003, 12:49 AM       
Well c'mon... For a fucking life size latex doll She looks pretty well made....

Sad: YEs.
Ashamed: No.

At least i'm not the one owning a godamned Latex look alike of Gary Sinese- Who-ever is rolling with that one is the SAD one my friends...
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Old Aug 15th, 2003, 12:51 AM       
OH, NEVERMIND
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Old Aug 15th, 2003, 07:10 AM       
A video of someone having sex with one of those dolls would probably be the funniest thing ever (especially if they talked all the while). At least, for the first thirty seconds. After that it would probably just get creepy.
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Old Aug 15th, 2003, 08:18 AM       
I imagine it would be like fucking a corpse....I think...
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Old Aug 15th, 2003, 01:05 PM       
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Old Aug 15th, 2003, 01:34 PM       
no maggots either...a bonus in my book.
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