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Royal Tenenbaum Royal Tenenbaum is offline
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Old Aug 15th, 2003, 05:45 PM       
You guys should share one.
"Well, I hear that Laurel Canyon is full of famous stars, But I hate them worse than lepers and I'll kill them in their cars."
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sadie sadie is offline
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Old Aug 15th, 2003, 05:57 PM       
maggots: we put the f-u-n in necro.
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OperationScuzBucket OperationScuzBucket is offline
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Old Aug 16th, 2003, 11:41 PM       
on bizarrenews.com:

--------------- Blowing it Out of Proportion ---------------

A Brazilian man killed his parents because they demanded he
divorce his inflatable "bride." He believed a blow-up doll
was a human being, considered it his wife and talked to her.
His religious parents demanded he separate from the doll,
but he would not listen. When his mother took the doll and
cut holes in it with scissors, the man strangled and stabbed
both his mother, age 71, and father, age 70. The 44-year-
old unemployed man confessed to the crime after an interro-
gation by police. "My parents didn't love me and didn't
understand me," he was quoted as saying.

I didn't do it, you didn't see me do it, you can't prove anything...
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Big Papa Goat Big Papa Goat is offline
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Old Aug 17th, 2003, 05:18 AM       
I don't love, nor understand that man. I hope he doesn't try to kill me next
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Old Aug 19th, 2003, 02:46 PM       
Sadness is a latex beastiality sex toy.

Wherever you go, there you are.
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