if I turn up dead, someone please send this to my local police department...

[Kitsa]

How long can I keep you going on this front?

I'll reiterate some point of my story that has been discussed at an earlier point in the thread.

You imply my latent homophobia and make some sort of colorful speculation about me being the nosy bitch in the neighborhood, making things difficult for hardworking, flaming passerby.

No, really. Because it's so entertaining for you, me and everyone.

[Zomboid]

Isn't it getting late out? Shouldn't you be monitoring the garbage cans or something?

[Kitsa]

I don't care enough about US-Canadian Asshole Relations to uncall the cops, so I'm afraid we're just going to have to leave it at that, zomboid.

Say something else clever to leave a really good last-word impression.

[Zomboid]

Eh!

[Emu]

I get threatened by psychos on a daily basis, and I'm still here. You'll be fine.

[Zomboid]

Also, what the fuck? I make fun of your old lady habits and you assume that I'm making fun of you for being American? I believe I mentioned, a couple times, that I've seen people around here do that, too.

Yeesh, you people.

Not Americans; gingers.

[Fathom Zero]

[Evil Robot]

OK look, if the fucking guy was tresspassing in your neighboors yard, acting in a way undefitting of people in the area, aproaching you and basically asking if you are alone, you did the right thing. We have a saying in NYC, if you see something, say something. There are so many bad neighboorhoods that would be great places if people would accept the fact that THIS IS WHY COPS COLLECT PAYCHECKS. I'm going to guess from previous posts that this is not normal for where you live. Bottom line is you saw something that didn't fit and it raised an alarm in your head. I can't think of any reason this situation would occur unless the guy was looking for a way into a dwelling for god knows what.

Being nosy is complaining about cars being parked in front of mailboxes, or dogs shitting in the wrong place. Being nosy is NOT notifying the police about a stranger to the area milling around the backs of peoples houses when thier not home. Living in the NYC I've seen a great deal of weirdos, but this is strange for any location. YOU DID EXACTLY WHAT YOUR SUPPOSED TO DO. Imagine if you were explaingin this to the police when they questioned you about your nieghboors 4 year old son going missing? Then who face would be red?

[Zomboid]

Her's, cause she's a ginger.

[Evil Robot]

I should mention that anyone who contradicts me is a terrorist as well as gay.

[Womti]

well then you can consider me queer, you fag.

[Evil Robot]

Sherlock Homeless, I don't understand, I have been on this board for close to a decade and I have never seen you post anything that would lead me to belive otherwise. BTW from the looks of your previous posts you have an unhealthy obsession with Guitar Woman. You are also one of those people who have been here a while but this is the first I've ever heared of you. What the fuck board have you been posting in, that stupid art shit forum? Is this your first post in general blabber? One more outburst and youll be on my shit list of people who are quickly defeated/banned.

[Womti]

I was previously known as *****, in case you dont remember.

[Evil Robot]

No I don't and now I hate you.

[Emu]

hahahah womti womti womti

what the fuck you bleeped yourself

[LordSappington]

Dude, here in Austin, this shit is fairly normal. Suck it up; if he really WAS gay, it's not like he'd rape you.

[Kitsa]

I don't think he was gay. I think he was being strange. I called the cops, the cops came, I told them, end of story. It's over now.

[Pub Lover]

Kitsa, you initiated contact. In the faux-homosexual community, of which I'm a well respected member, waving means that you wish to copulate vigorously in public.

[Kitsa]

Well, fuck, where were you when I needed you? I could have set you guys up.

[LordSappington]

Originally Posted by Kitsa

I don't think he was gay. I think he was being strange. I called the cops, the cops came, I told them, end of story. It's over now.

Then why are you bawwwing to the forum about it?

[kahljorn]

DIDNT TED BUNDY OR SOMESHIT HAVE A LISP AND SHOOT UP EYELINER BEFORE HE KILLED PEOPLE?

WHAT A COPYFAG

[executioneer]

lordsappington would you care to actually read this thread once please

[LordSappington]

Of course not; I'm far too important to actually read her posts.

[Colonel Flagg]

[Kitsa]

I just realized I left out a really, really important component to this story.

There's a halfway house within 5 mins' walking distance from here; minimum security. There's also an apartment complex that serves as some sort of halfway house for sex offenders about 10 mins' walking distance from here.