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Old Aug 24th, 2007, 10:06 PM        AvP: Requiem
NO Anderson is not directing
NO This has no Pyramid in the Antarctic
NO this has no shitty fake Italian
NO there will be no human predator team-ups at any time (this was stated by the directors at a recent panel)
NO fucking pansy "young" predators

YES there will be a fully decked out badass predator
YES the aliens will invade and overrun an entire town
YES the military is expected to come into conflict with the Pred and the Aliens
YES the Ped-alien and the Predator will have a melee
YES the predator is killing people indiscriminately (to prevent the aliens from increasing population)
YES IT WILL HAVE AN R RATING

Just watch the fucking trailer!


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Old Aug 25th, 2007, 09:14 AM       
Their was about 237 deaths in that trailer. Good find though they better not

mess this up, or they better call Jesse "The Body" Ventura in to fix it.
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Old Aug 25th, 2007, 09:46 AM       
It looks like a remake of Planet Terror with aliens instead of zombies.
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Old Aug 25th, 2007, 01:48 PM       
Hmmm... looks like it will be ball-draining awesome.
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Old Aug 25th, 2007, 02:15 PM       
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It looks like a remake of Planet Terror with aliens instead of zombies.
I take it thats a good thing since Aliens and Predators are twice as scary and bad ass as zombies that talk and use guns?
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Old Aug 25th, 2007, 03:43 PM       
Maybe it would be a good thing if this new AvP is supposed to be an exercise in bad filmmaking.
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Old Aug 25th, 2007, 03:50 PM       
no way it could be as bad as the first movie.
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Old Aug 25th, 2007, 03:53 PM       
I miss when the aliens had flat teeth
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Old Aug 25th, 2007, 06:08 PM       
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I take it thats a good thing since Aliens and Predators are twice as scary and bad ass as zombies that talk and use guns?
Well Aliens lose thier scary factor when they are constantly seen, but the predator becomes unseen so

I'll be glad if there is no sassy black person sassing the aliens and predators at some point.
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Old Aug 25th, 2007, 06:16 PM       
i saw parts of avp on tv and it sucked
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Old Aug 26th, 2007, 12:22 AM       
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Old Aug 26th, 2007, 01:13 AM       
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Old Aug 29th, 2007, 09:53 PM       
finally.. this looks like it may live up to the franchise.

the part in the trailer where the guy is getting attacked by an alien and the predator splits it in half, spilling it's acid blood on the guy redeems the first movie a tad.
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Old Sep 1st, 2007, 10:51 PM       
at least predators are not sissy losers anymore
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Old Sep 1st, 2007, 11:55 PM       
"Your move, pussy-face".

Even if this movie rules, I'm still calling it off as dicks vs. pussies: Requiem
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