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Old Jan 23rd, 2010, 07:51 AM       
Supposedly the way the vagina works is that basically the g spot (CLAVIX I DUNNO) or what the fuck ever in some girls is closer to the surface than in other girls. So some girls can orgasm really easily whereas other girls find it almost impossible to orgasm even when they do it to themselves.
andyea ive made my girlfriend come in under a minute before and given her multiple orgasms in under 5 ;/
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Old Jan 23rd, 2010, 09:27 AM       
Yeah. Some girls can just blow it up like that. My one ex with the unicorn tattoo could sometimes do that. Except so I knew it was coming() we would make sure to yell stuff. This one time she was all like "FFFFFFLAAVVVAAA FFFFLLLLAAAAVVVV!!!!!"

My roommate hates me.

Other things I have yelled:
"BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!!!"
"OH YEAH!!"

My roommate Tony introduced me to a bunch of people he worked with and they were like "Oh we hear all about you. We call you the Kool-Aid Man at work."
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Old Jan 23rd, 2010, 12:45 PM       
I believe you MattJack.

I am one of those girls. My theory is practice and learning to be comfortable with situations.
And I wish I could shout stupid things, but I'm usually too involved. And I'd probably burst out laughing.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2010, 01:03 PM       
GIRLS ALWAYS DO THAT WHENEVER MY DICK IS IN CLOSE PROXIMITY TO THEM
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Old Jan 23rd, 2010, 02:31 PM       
was talking to a friend the other day about giving girls orgasms, specifically orgasms strictly but your dick. might not be clear:

most times i've given a girl an orgasm it's been with my finger or tongue working the clit, not just from sex with my dick doing the only work. however, on rare occasion i've made a girl orgasm from just sex, which to me is perplexing

i don't know where i'm going with this... how about this, what's more common for you (giving or getting) O through sex or O through finger/tongue/foot/teeth/nose
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Old Jan 23rd, 2010, 02:54 PM       
Through sex for giving or getting actually. Try this one. From missionary turn her onto her side so she would be the little spoon while spooning. Then stay in missionary and pummel it. I've gotten good at switching positions without re-insertion.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2010, 10:41 PM       
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i don't know where i'm going with this... how about this, what's more common for you (giving or getting) O through sex or O through finger/tongue/foot/teeth/nose
Historically speaking for me, I've only had one girlfriend ever that I couldn't get off with just sex. I had to always do some cunnilingus shi* or play DJ Hero on her, but man it was good practice tbh. She had told me that she had never gotten off during sex, so of course I was thinking, "WELL SHIT YOU HAVENT BEEN WITH ME YET GRL :EDBIGHEAD"

Funny story, I never got her off with sex

For every other girl it's been predominately sex. The time it takes them just depends on how comfortable they are with me and if I'm doing what they like I guess. A side note to "doing what they like," I once had a g/f that always took a while to get off and I couldn't figure out why. I tried seemingly everything, but it was always a very long ordeal. Then came the day where I got really rough with her in my apartment. I put her against the wall and was really rough with her. Hair pulling, hard kissing/biting, pressing her arms against the wall, etc etc. While this is going down she says to me, "Choke me!" It threw me back for a slight moment, but I did it because there have been so many times when I wanted to choke a bit*h, so now I felt like God was throwing me a bone. She was always really reserve and quiet in bed, so having her just shout what she wanted took me back(not to mention.. what a request!)

It felt really, really bad. Like she loved it, but I just felt like I was raping somebody or something. Just when I was about to say, "Ok this has gone too far.." I came
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Old Jan 24th, 2010, 01:49 AM       
get that shit out of here pentegarn are you fucking serious

anyway, mattjack, i've thought about choking. i'm an enormous fan of rough shit (biting, hair pulling, fish hooking ) but choking is something i've never done. i've messed around with my hands around the neck area but never straight up choked. your story makes me nervous that i'll feel awful and possibly go limp but i want to do it
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Old Jan 24th, 2010, 02:33 AM       
GIVE HER THE RUSTY FISH HOOK AND IT WILL REALLY MAKE HER DAY.
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Old Jan 24th, 2010, 11:34 AM       
one time i was super high and fell asleep like 5 times while going down on a girl until she eventually realized what was going on (she was super high too) and then we went to bed

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Old Jan 25th, 2010, 11:18 AM       
I lulled a girl to sleep orally before.
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Old Jan 25th, 2010, 08:16 PM       
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anyway, mattjack, i've thought about choking. i'm an enormous fan of rough shit (biting, hair pulling, fish hooking ) but choking is something i've never done. i've messed around with my hands around the neck area but never straight up choked. your story makes me nervous that i'll feel awful and possibly go limp but i want to do it
Chances are you will feel awful, but you'll do it anyway.

It's really weird because you have to find the right amount of pressure to use with your hands. You can't be a pus*y and message her neck, but at the same time you don't want to have to explain to the police why there is a dead girl with your love potion leaking out of her as* in your apartment. It is just uncomfortable to have your hands around somebody's entire life(in a sense) while in such a non violent situation. The girl is relaxed, so her neck isn't tight like say if you were choking somebody in a fight, and she has soft skin, and you can feel cords/breathing s*it that you weren't ever suppose to feel in life unless you're in mortal combat, and she's coughing because she can't breathe, and she has her eyes closed while you look at her, AND the whole time you're trying your hardest not to cu* because she hasn't gotten off yet and you want to be a gentleman about things.
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Old Jan 25th, 2010, 11:21 PM       
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Old Jan 25th, 2010, 11:33 PM       
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Old Jan 26th, 2010, 08:36 AM       
ive never had those problems choking bitches
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Old Jan 26th, 2010, 09:24 AM       
MattJack, seriously.

Come to England RIGHT NOW.
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Old Jan 26th, 2010, 10:16 AM       
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Old Jan 26th, 2010, 06:39 PM       
and go fuck shrubfest for godsakes
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Old Jan 26th, 2010, 08:18 PM       
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Old Jan 27th, 2010, 10:31 PM       
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Old Jan 27th, 2010, 10:43 PM       
Snap! That was hot beyond belief!!

A damn shame that my neck would be broken. The upside is that I would get to piss on my lover.

The downside?

I would shit on him too. And wouldn't be alive to say "shit, yo, sorry 'bout that. CALL ME LATER!"
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Old Jan 28th, 2010, 09:39 PM       
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Old Jan 29th, 2010, 01:55 AM       
I don't understand kink, I always thought it was for those older folks who have become bored with normal sex, but these are young kids. Like I can understand hair pulling because that actually feels good, and maybe choking because thats how Carradine died, but some of this other stuff is hard to understand.
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Old Jan 29th, 2010, 06:44 AM       
I've been with the same girl for 3 years and sex has never gotten 'boring'.
I don't understand how sex can get SO boring that you decide to pee on each other or whatever.

I think calling it boring is the excuse for the pursuit of the ideas from your depraved mind. Don't call sex boring so you can have a midget gangbang. Just admit you want a midget gangbang for the sake of it.
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