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Old Sep 28th, 2009, 07:42 PM        So....50 B-Z Grade Movies For $12
I found it when I was at FYE today and I couldn't pass it up. The majority of the films are so obscure that they don't even have wikipedia pages on them. Here's a link: http://www.millcreekent.com/ViewProd...p?productid=14

So far I'm really enjoying the movies, as they are completely hilarious due to the bad acting and the low budget gore. It really does show how far independent film-making has come though. I saw Memorial Valley Massacre which is as awesome as it sounds and I'm now watching Bad Taste by Peter Jackson. Anyone else seen these films?
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Old Sep 28th, 2009, 07:47 PM       
Perfect Doc Mock material. Oh, and I have a similar collection, only with Kung-Fu films.
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Old Sep 28th, 2009, 07:50 PM       
I know, I'm thinking about sending Rog a copy of Memorial Valley Massacre, for god's sake the movie was about a caveman killing random people at a camp. WTF were they thinking lol?
I saw a bunch of Cowboy films and Kung-Fu ones but I passed for these.
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Old Sep 28th, 2009, 08:32 PM       
did Rog ever reveal his address?
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Old Sep 28th, 2009, 10:26 PM       
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Old Sep 29th, 2009, 08:35 AM       
I'm pretty sure he wouldn't reveal it for safety reasons.
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Old Sep 29th, 2009, 09:00 PM       
Yes, that must be the case. If he didn't take great care to keep his address a secret from the internet, there's no telling what kind of dangerous goods would be sent his way. I mean, if I didn't know that Mock is such a swell guy, I'd have almost certainly been so offended by "10 Reasons I love Silent Night, Deadly Night", that I'd have sent him a box of rabid wolverines by now.

But that's NOTHING compared to how he has to disguise himself in public. One time, there was a very close call that almost cost him his life. It seems someone didn't take too kindly to his Boo Berry appreciation (must've been Frankenberry fans, right fellas?) and nearly ran him through with a pair of gardening shears. Never can be too careful, these days.

Order something from the store and you'll get his address if it's that important, retards.
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Old Sep 29th, 2009, 09:11 PM       
I can with live without it. I'm not an obsessed fan or anything, I just wondered how he'd be able to send the movies to him.
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Old Sep 29th, 2009, 09:13 PM       
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But that's NOTHING compared to how he has to disguise himself in public. One time, there was a very close call that almost cost him his life. It seems someone didn't take too kindly to his Boo Berry appreciation (must've been Frankenberry fans, right fellas?) and nearly ran him through with a pair of gardening shears. Never can be too careful, these days.

Order something from the store and you'll get his address if it's that important, retards.
I actually got a snapshot of that person trying to cut down Roger. Lets see if I can retrieve the image real quick.

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Either this is the man who attacked RoG or this could be old man Cropsy.
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Old Oct 4th, 2009, 08:42 PM       
It's true, people try to murder me wherever I go, and if I stay home, murder gets sent to me via the mail!

Nah, I simply don't post my address all over the site because I prefer people to message me first via PM or email so I know what they want to send me. Sometimes I already have what they want to send my way so I don't want them to waste their time or money. That's really all there is to it, so if you ever wanna send something my way, just drop me a PM or an email.

Or, you know, like Zomboid said, help support I-Mockery and actually buy something from our store.
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Old Oct 4th, 2009, 09:19 PM       
you could always accept their gifts and resell them :O
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Old Oct 5th, 2009, 07:38 PM       
I'm planning on getting that 8-bit poster but I don't know if my wife will let me hang it in the house. A man can dream right?
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Old Oct 6th, 2009, 12:25 AM       
Well that's easy enough to fix. Give her two options:

1) "Let me hang the poster."

2) "Let me hang you."

If she goes with option 2, proceed with it and then you can go ahead and do option 1 after she's gone.
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Old Oct 6th, 2009, 09:44 AM       
LOLOLOL Thanks Rog, Ordering the poster now.
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