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Old Jul 21st, 2011, 10:15 PM       
There are a lot of koreans at the flea market I go to. They sell the knockoff toys that I'm so fond of, although fuck it if I'm gonna pay 7 bucks for an Animism Defender. And they never want to haggle.
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Old Jul 21st, 2011, 10:25 PM       
either way, anyone lecturing me on how to eat edamame can fuck right the fuck off.
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Old Jul 21st, 2011, 10:33 PM       
I rather enjoy food that's had someone's pecker in it
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Old Jul 21st, 2011, 11:03 PM       
So are we keeping womti around this time or what
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Old Jul 21st, 2011, 11:20 PM       
I thought we should kill Pram Maven, but nobody gave a fuck, so I guess we have a precedent of keeping the mentally retarded stalkers?
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Old Jul 21st, 2011, 11:54 PM       
let's save them up until we have enough for a decent r-tard hunt
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Old Jul 22nd, 2011, 12:02 AM       
i really can't tell the difference between the two
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Old Jul 22nd, 2011, 12:03 AM       
Well, cut my fingers open at work today. Was cleaning a grease trap in the sink, it slipped, and when I caught it, it cut open the palm side of my left ring and middle fingers, at the first joint. Luckily, I only got three stitches on my middle finger.
Actually, cutting them open didn't hurt too much. It bled a lot, and I could see the muscle. The lidocaine burned like SHIT, though.
Now I can't really play computer games.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2011, 01:26 AM       
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Well, cut my fingers open at work today. Was cleaning a grease trap in the sink, it slipped, and when I caught it, it cut open the palm side of my left ring and middle fingers, at the first joint. Luckily, I only got three stitches on my middle finger.
Actually, cutting them open didn't hurt too much. It bled a lot, and I could see the muscle. The lidocaine burned like SHIT, though.
Now I can't really play computer games.
I did the same thing with a hatchet and beer bottle. Long story. Bear tried to take them from me.

Anyways I couldn't play guitar for nearly 3 months
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Old Jul 22nd, 2011, 02:16 AM       
thrash, why do you get so worked up about being a server?
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Old Jul 22nd, 2011, 02:30 AM       
BECAUSE I BRING EM FOOD AND THEY EAT IT AND THEN THEY LEAVRE A MESS AND I HATE EM I WANT THEM TO ALLLL DIE. KILL. DIE. KILL. DIE.

bUT FOR rEAL IT isnT THAT bAaad, we waS JUST taL;kING ABOUT customER SERVice AND PopelE WHO ARE DICkS.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2011, 02:34 AM       
GET A DIFF. JOB
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Old Jul 22nd, 2011, 02:38 AM       
I been thinkin about slangin' yayo.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2011, 02:43 AM       
MY FINGERS ITCH
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Old Jul 22nd, 2011, 03:27 AM       
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I been thinkin about slangin' yayo.
man you think the customers are dicks to you NOW
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Old Jul 22nd, 2011, 11:00 AM       
Now I want to know where you work just to drive you over the edge.

CUT MY FOOD FOR ME WAITERMAN. NOW CHEW FOR ME. SORRY ABOUT ALL THE MESS WAITER, I HAVE LOOSE BOWELS. OH MAN I ONLY HAD ENOUGH FOR THE MEEEEEEEEAL!
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Old Jul 22nd, 2011, 05:39 PM       
It's like my music world came full circle today.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2011, 09:40 PM       
I might meet Magic Johnson tomorrow guys what should I do.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2011, 09:42 PM       
steal his shoes
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Old Jul 22nd, 2011, 09:44 PM       
wait let me get a pen
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Old Jul 22nd, 2011, 11:00 PM       
sell him his own shoes!
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Old Jul 22nd, 2011, 11:06 PM       
Be all like "I am HIV positive that I recognize you from somewhere" he'll love that one
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Old Jul 22nd, 2011, 11:08 PM       
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Be all like "I am HIV positive that I recognize you from somewhere" he'll love that one
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