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Old Oct 27th, 2003, 08:50 PM        YER THOUGHTS
The judge and my lawyer both said that if I get caught drinking and driving one more time I go to jail for manditory 5 years. I need weed, and i need to drive to get it. Hmmmmmmm choices, choices.
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Old Oct 27th, 2003, 08:55 PM       
Dont Drink !
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Old Oct 27th, 2003, 09:02 PM       
There are no taxis where I live. Mass transportation is usless to me. You go get the weed, i'll smoke a joint with you. Yo lo necesito hacer un favor para mÃ*, usted será compensado mucho.
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Old Oct 27th, 2003, 09:03 PM       
In texas now there is a manditory 3000 dollar fine for drinking and driving the first time
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Old Oct 27th, 2003, 09:06 PM       
I paid $2400 in fees and fines the first time. They impounded my car but the stupid ass at the yard can't do simple math and I paid $574 less then I should have to get it back. Except when I got it back the muffler was in the back seat and the whole car was covered in a layer of gravel and dust.
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Old Oct 27th, 2003, 09:09 PM       
Grow your own !
ASeriously , the hydrophonics equipemnt should be like less than a grand for some good stuff , and then you could sell your excess and make money . OMG !
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Old Oct 27th, 2003, 09:13 PM       
that comes next year, when I move everything to my other house in the boondocks. I'm looking to make 70,000 dollars from a two year cycle. Oh shit by the way thats not true I'm lying to you right now. :o but seriously i need get high now for your own saftey.
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Old Oct 27th, 2003, 09:28 PM       
Go find some shrooms , or Peyote , they grow wild in parts of USA and there FREEEEEEEE!
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Old Oct 27th, 2003, 09:41 PM       
There's no law against riding a bike drunk now, is there?
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Old Oct 27th, 2003, 09:43 PM       
Yeah, Robot, and if you're gonna ride a bike drunk to go pick up weed, then I suggest you do it on a bike that is pink with a basket and handlebar tassles.....prefferably a bell too.
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Old Oct 27th, 2003, 09:51 PM       
Actaully if you want to get technical there are many laws against riding bycicles while intoxicated. Under New York State law, a bycicle is considerd a motor vehicle without the restrictions of licensing. Go-carts, riding mowers, dirt bikes, mini bikes, horses, etc. are all considered vehicles while being operated on public highways. Operating anything while intoxicated on a public place or road is against state law. If you want to get really technical I can't even WALK there because thats public intoxication.

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Old Oct 27th, 2003, 10:06 PM       
Get some guy that delivers .

Surely you know someone who'll drop it off at/near your house ?
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Old Oct 27th, 2003, 10:12 PM       
Thats considered unprofesional and legaly dangerous.
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Old Oct 27th, 2003, 10:14 PM       
get arrested so we never haff to see you agin
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Old Oct 27th, 2003, 10:22 PM       
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Old Oct 27th, 2003, 10:31 PM       
I emplore the moderators to PM me DJ potatoe's IP address so I can get started on the first phase of identity fraud. This mother fucker could use a few credit cards he don't know about.
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Old Oct 27th, 2003, 10:32 PM       
I work off of like..6 computers. Sorry..that'll be hard.

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Old Oct 27th, 2003, 10:39 PM       
What he really wants to do is come to your house and try and use his foreskin toys on you. I'd be careful if I were you. Last time he used it Schimid couldn't pee for like a week!!
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Old Oct 27th, 2003, 10:40 PM       
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Old Oct 27th, 2003, 10:41 PM       
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Old Oct 27th, 2003, 10:44 PM       
CORRECTION STUPID FUCK, HE STILL CANT PISS AND THAT WAS YEARS AGO!. For your information, the foreskin regeneration device is actually the perfect weapon. LIKE STABBING A STRANGER WITH AN ICYCLE AND DUMPING THE BODY IN AN ABONDONED CAR. Your time is limited here so I will humor you. Prove yourself NOW or continue your vagrancy somewhere else.
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Old Oct 27th, 2003, 10:48 PM       
People who post huge letters are usually lacking in other departments!

As I said before, I am staying! Just to piss you off!! Every last person on here can hate me, I don't care. I will never leave because then you would be sad!
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Old Oct 27th, 2003, 10:55 PM       
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Old Oct 27th, 2003, 10:57 PM       
Very well, challenge set. Just do one thing to help save your ass, ask around and find out what happened to captain robo. You will soon meet the same fate. I see hacking as a game, you wanna play with me? (I swear to god its more fun then it is threatening!)
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Old Oct 27th, 2003, 11:07 PM       
This is my computer at work. I don't have anything on it worth hacking in to!

Why is everyone on here so pissy all the time? Does anyone ever have a good day?
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