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Dec 6th, 2004, 09:20 AM God's Penis

Why does everyone always call God a "he"? I know at least one person on this board who calls It a "She", but that is besides the point. Who here (aside from Vince, but he doesn't come around that much) has seen God's Penis? How do you know that It is a He? Think of it this way. If God is a He, that makes Him imperfect, because no perfect creature would have nuts that could be kicked.

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Dec 6th, 2004, 09:31 AM

Cuz the Bible says He's our Heavenly FATHER, not mother. Geeze, you're pretty dumb.

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Dec 6th, 2004, 10:07 AM

I hate it when people refer to God as "she". I can so imagine them looking smug and then nodding to their Spice Girls poster.

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Dec 6th, 2004, 12:02 PM

More people should refer to God as 'Kevin'.

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Dec 6th, 2004, 04:53 PM

I assure you I am indeed male.

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Dec 6th, 2004, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Dole

More people should refer to God as 'Kevin'.

I couldn't agree more.

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Dec 6th, 2004, 07:14 PM

I have felt the pressure of God's great penis against my rectum. He never entered because, I believe, he thought that I wasn't ready.

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