The Max Burbank Appreciation Thread

[Tadao]

Originally Posted by Desert_Screams

Ph*cking brilliant!

Going through the I-M archives to get my hands on all things Burbank. Awesome stuff. Take Mark Twain, Christopher Hitchens, Lewis Black's right eyeball, and the stomach lining of Ogden Nash, put them all in a blender, get really pissed off when you realize they won't fit in a blender, but then imagine really, really hard that they would....and you would have the essence of Max Burbank. Only, y'know, a whole lot less messy than all that stuff blended together would be.

DAMMIT ALL TO HELL YOU HAVE THE GAYEST FANS

[Tadao]

An Essay Recommending John Hodgman's New Book That Sadly Ends Up Being Mostly About Me

Absolute rubbish! I got bored halfway through. I hate your fans!

[mburbank]

I gay love all my gay fans

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I would SO do you, Max...

[Tadao]

So, I see you log in every now and again. You can at least ask how I'm doing. It's not like I don't still love you, I know things are different now. I saw you the other day. You looked into the store window trying to pretend we didn't make eye contact. BUT I SAW YOU WATCH ME WALK AWAY IN THE REFLECTION OF THE ANTIQUE MIRROR. I'll always love you and you'll soon know that. SOON MY DEAR, SOON!

[Pentegarn]

I suggest a reckless romantic gesture involving a boombox and thousands of dollars worth of flowers Tadao

[Colonel Flagg]

I know for a fact that the "romantic gesture" should also preferably involve mescaline, LSD, and/or various other hallucinogenic compounds. He may be running low.

Just trying to help, Max.

[mburbank]

I'm just doing my JD Sallinger tribute.

[Mockery]

Good to see ya back online Max

[Cosmo Electrolux]

wow...a vet reunion!

[Colonel Flagg]

Originally Posted by mburbank

I'm just doing my JD Sallinger tribute.

Hopefully not by drinking any bodily fluids.

(PS - Hi Max!)