Ladies' Drinks

[kahljorn]

"Champagne? Malt liquor? Who are you trying to kid? You and I both know you only drink turpentine. "

I thought the champagne part was funny, I pictured him sneaking into fancy restaurants and mixing together the remnants for a fancy bum treat to go along side of his Treet. What's treet, you ask? The spam they sell at big lots for under a dollar. I fed that to my cats for like a week once ;(

"kahljorn: Ale is a somewhat aquired taste, most people who try it describe it as either barrel or mud. Which more often than not is true, its quite difficult to find a nice one."

My dad drinks all kinds of weird beers/ales, so I've had a few before. Just never enough to get really drunk. You know what's really weird to drink is those beers they describe as, "floral". At first it tastes horribly bitter, but once you adjust to the bitterness you get a type of "Jacuzzi to pool to jacuzzi" feeling and it starts to taste sweet and flowery.
Same thing if you drink a bit of any beer, then take a bong rip and start drinking again, it tastes so sweet it's strangely delightful. Not sweet in an over-bearing way, of course, more like a subtle sweetness you might find in tea or something.

[Womti]

[quote="kahljorn"]"Champagne? Malt liquor? Who are you trying to kid? You and I both know you only drink turpentine. "

I thought the champagne part was funny, I pictured him sneaking into fancy restaurants and mixing together the remnants for a fancy bum treat to go along side of his Treet. What's treet, you ask? The spam they sell at big lots for under a dollar. I fed that to my cats for like a week once ;(

actually, I have friends who buy me drinks. I dont "sneak into fancy restaurants" and "mix the remnants together for a fancy bum treet". you guys act as if I wear my homelessness on my sleeve. pathetic.

[glowbelly]

i think it's kinda pathetic that you make your friends buy you drinks. why don't you ask one of them for a $20 loan so you can get your ID and then

GET A JOB.

[Womti]

Originally Posted by glowbelly

i think it's kinda pathetic that you make your friends buy you drinks. why don't you ask one of them for a $20 loan so you can get your ID and then

GET A JOB.

GET A LIFE.

[ziggytrix]

Yeah, you should definitely do that too, Womti. RIGHT AFTER you get a job!

[jin]

I love drinks! ;O

I pretty much drink bourbon and coke like it is going out of fashion though, even when i go to pubs and all that- i just cannot stand beer. ;O

Vodka is also a delicious treat and you can have it with just about anything, and i have to say the "ladies drink" i am most biased in favor to would have to be malibu- or it's cheaper little cousin bombora. ;D

Jamaican's make the whole night go from arty to party in like 20 minutes ;O

Also different kinds of champagne make me feel as though i am partying. That is pretty okay too ;>

[kahljorn]

"you guys act as if I wear my homelessness on my sleeve"

Yea and we couldn't possibly be exaggerating or anything like that purposely. No, that would just be too dastardly! Everything we say is the truth!

[sadie]

when i used to drink regularly, my choice was most always shots of whisky or bourbon. i loved the way it made my spine tingle. i like the dark liquors, and i don't like the sweet drinks.

[executioneer]

i like to drink chartreuse i bet you guys probably think that stuff's for sissies don't you

[lunlun]

gnIHIhiHIHihi

in germany we call lady drinks Büchsenöffner. that means can opener.

(sometimes we call the female genital "can")

[abortretryfail]

Ha, it seems no one agrees. Okay, here's my take on why people get bad hangovers from sugary drinks:

acid/alkaline balance.

Alcohol is highly acid forming, so is sugar, if you consume the two together it throws the entire balance of your body off. If you consume alcohol with an alkaline forming food (this is determined by the pH of the chemical ash left behind when the food is burned inside the body, so can be counterintuitive) it will not be as bad. Alkaline forming: lemon juice, orange juice, cranberry juice (not the kind with sugar, obviously).

Here's what I think is a REAL MAN's drink, got it off of www.thebar.com:

Yucatan Style Sangrity

Ingredients
• 1.5 oz. Don Julio Añejo Tequila
• 1 28 oz. can of tomatoes
• 1 cup orange juice
• .03 cup lime juice
• 1 slice white onion
• 1 seeded green chile
• 1 tsp. sugar
• .25 tsp. hot pepper sauce
• 1 wedge lime
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Preparation
• Add tomatoes, orange juice, lime juice, white onion, green chile, sugar, and hot pepper sauce in a blender
• Blend until smooth and pour enough to fill a tequila shot glass
• Add Don Julio Añejo Tequila to another tequila shot glass
• Garnish with lime wedge

[kahljorn]

(sometimes we call the female genital "can")

So what does a can of "Saurekraut" represent, exactly?

[Carnivore]

Pink wine (NYC Mock Meet 2002 reference)!

Drink what you like. When I'm in a Newcastle and Guinness mood, I drink Newcastle and Guinness. When I'm in a Smirnoff Twisted mood, I drink Smirnoff Twisted (raspberry). And if I feel like a friggin' glass of Zinfandel, I'll friggin' have one

[Guitar Woman]

Ray's Neapolitan Shooter

Ingredients (chilled)

Kahlua/Bailey’s/etc (1 part)
Tequila Rose (bottled tequila/strawberry liqueur) (1 part)
Heavy Cream (1 part)
Coconut Rum (1/4 part)

1. Pour your coffee/chocolate liqueur into the bottom of a small glass.

2. Take a regular spoon and turn it upside down. Place the upside-down tip of it against the inside wall of the glass, very close to the brown liqueur which now rests in the glass. Pour the Tequila Rose very, very slowly down the back of the body of the spoon. You should see it spreading evenly across the top of the brown liqueur layer.

3. Repeat step (2) but with the cream, making it flow across the top of the pink liquid. The liquids should not commingle.

4. You now have three distinctly colored layers, and it is time to add the final flavor: coconut. Using the same spoon trick, pour the rum delicately into the concoction (since the rum is so thin, I used a bartender's bottle nozzle to slow its flow). It will slip neatly between the pink and white layers without disturbing them. Note: The coconut rum must be added at this step, and not any other.

Enjoy! You can also mix these proportions in a blender with ice to produce a Neapolitan Cooler (increase coconut rum to 1 part).

As you can see, this thread is now MINE as all other girly drinks are disgraced by the Neapolitan Shooter.

[ArrowX]

Absynth :O

[Xenogil]

Nothing beats a Tom Collins.

[kreepella]

Originally Posted by maggiekarp

My mom pissed me off a little when she said she was in the mood for a girly drink, then got Guiness :/

i like guinness too. i usually drink dark ale or stouts. your mum may have called the guinness a girly drink because their ad campaigns lately have marketed them as a lower calorie beer.
when i do have a mixed drink i usually have a lime margarita or a whisky sour. i don't consider myself a girly girl

[Big Papa Goat]

Guiness is doubtlessly the most overrated drink ever, though I'm sure that's been mentioned here before.

[abortretryfail]

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

As you can see, this thread is now MINE as all other girly drinks are disgraced by the Neapolitan Shooter.

Oh yeah? I'll take that challenge. Here's a few off www.thebar.com:

Fuzzy Charlie:

Ingredients
• .75 oz. spiced rum
• .75 oz. peach schnapps
• 2 oz. pina colada mix
• 4 oz. orange juice
• 1 slice pineapple
• 1 sprig mint
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Preparation
• Add spiced rum, peach schnapps, pina colada mix, and orange juice in ice-filled specialty glass and stir
• Garnish with pineapple and mint

Blue Margarita:

Ingredients
• 4 oz. crushed ice
• 1 oz. tequila
• .5 oz. blue curacao
• 3 oz. lime margarita mix
• 1 slice lime
• 1 tsp. salt
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Preparation
• Rub rim of a glass with half a lime and dip glass into salt to coat

Rum Runner

Ingredients
• .75 oz. spiced rum
• .25 oz. blackberry liqueur
• .25 oz. crème de banana liqueur
• 2 oz. orange juice
• .5 oz. grenadine
• 8 oz. crushed ice
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Preparation
• Add spiced rum, blackberry liqueur, crème de banana liqueur, orange juice, grenadine, and crushed ice in a blender
• Blend until slushy and pour into glass