Ask Willie

[stevetothepast]

Dear Willie,

Is there anything better than watching Judge Mathis?

[Kitsa]

cuba gooding sr. was on Judge Joe Brown yesterday.

[executioneer]

i never watched any judge show but judge judy so i can't give any kind of opinion on judge shows

[Shrubfest]

Willie, should I take the plaster off my arm?

[executioneer]

only if a doctor did not put it there!

[stevetothepast]

Sellin many of those tees willie?

[executioneer]

i think only myself and jixby bought one, but they didn't really look good so i'm trying to come up with a picture that works with the awful contrast level that cafepress tends to turn out

[Shrubfest]

Willie, what colour should my hair be next? The red is washing out.

[executioneer]

blue-green

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Die it black with the underneath red. So its only noticeable when you have your hair up. That'd be hot.

[Pub Lover]

Mister Mobbs, the PYPH & NEW USER threads are full of chat. This is a terrible way of keeping the board. Would you please put all such "junk chat" in the proper place of disposal?

[Kitsa]

Willie,

Why do people find "I'm sorry that you're an idiot" to be an unacceptable apology for calling them an idiot?

[executioneer]

probably because they're in denial about being an idiot

[captain516]

Willie, I want to ask a girl out, but I'm afraid she'll say yes because I have no money or means of transportation. What do I do?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Dear Willie,

I want to buy a new couch but its 12 feet long composed of 3 sections. My living room is only 12.5 feet long and it will block off access to the next room. It's a really really nice couch though. It's 40% off until tonight though. I'll try and put a picture up of it when I get home.

10K

[MLE]

Dear Willie,

Is it wrong to hate the "buttered popcorn" flavor of Jelly Belly jelly beans?

<3, MLE

[executioneer]

Originally Posted by captain516

Willie, I want to ask a girl out, but I'm afraid she'll say yes because I have no money or means of transportation. What do I do?

i'd be more afraid she'd say NO because you have no money or means of transportation

oh who am i kidding i'd be afraid she'd say yes too

[executioneer]

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost

Dear Willie,

I want to buy a new couch but its 12 feet long composed of 3 sections. My living room is only 12.5 feet long and it will block off access to the next room. It's a really really nice couch though. It's 40% off until tonight though. I'll try and put a picture up of it when I get home.

10K

oh dear is it too late for a answer to this one? if it's sectional can't you put one part of it on a different wall so as to not block the doorway?

[executioneer]

Originally Posted by MLE

Dear Willie,

Is it wrong to hate the &quot;buttered popcorn&quot; flavor of Jelly Belly jelly beans?

<3, MLE

i don't think so! the only thing it's really *wrong* to hate are kitties and doggies

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Originally Posted by executioneer

oh dear is it too late for a answer to this one? if it's sectional can't you put one part of it on a different wall so as to not block the doorway?

I ended up getting it maybe more to spite my roommate. There's going to be about 6-8 inches of squeezing room from the wall. Its an investment.

[stevetothepast]

someone should photoshop a couple big strippers into this pic.

[executioneer]

"for spite" is the best reason to do anything, really

[Kitsa]

This is how far I got before I got tired.



Unfortunately when you google "fat stripper" it just brings up a bunch of ugly guys in fat stripper costumes.

[Guitar Woman]

Willie, what's a good bank to use?

I'm opening a bank account tomorrow and I got basically no knowledge of banks.

[executioneer]

i don't know banks either i've always been a member of a credit union and they've never steered me wrong, so if you can join one of those you might look into it!