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Old May 4th, 2006, 01:52 PM        KulturKlub update
If KulturKlub won't come to I-mockery, I-mockery will go to KulturKlub.

"people drank all night. I got drunk again at 11 AM and basically spent the rest of the day drunk.

We saw a gorgeous puppy and I fed it eggs."


While He does not say anything on the subject, I am forced to wonder what he put the eggs on before he fed them to the puppy.
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Old May 4th, 2006, 03:34 PM       
He is living the life of a righteous nationalist right there. Go KK.
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Old May 4th, 2006, 04:39 PM        Re: KulturKlub update
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While He does not say anything on the subject, I am forced to wonder what he put the eggs on before he fed them to the puppy.
What he put the eggs on, or what he put on his eggs?
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Old May 5th, 2006, 02:13 PM       
'What he put the eggs on?' Max was implying it was probaly his dick and balls.
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Old May 5th, 2006, 02:31 PM       
On account of his past use of peanut butter as canine Spanish Fly.
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Old May 6th, 2006, 11:35 AM       
Eggs are said to be good for a dog's coat, but I think you're supposed to feed them only one a week... :/
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Old May 9th, 2006, 08:26 AM       
I have pictures o the dog on my phone -- if I can, I'll transfer them.

That day I was so drunk all day long... It was great.

My girlfriend couldn't come that day... So it could have been better.
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Old May 9th, 2006, 08:46 AM       
You're a wonderful ambassador.
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Old May 9th, 2006, 10:21 AM       
LOL.

Actually, sometimes I am.

I give absurd amounts of money to homeless people while intoxicated. When I am intoxicated I am very conversational. I drink with lots of Koreans. I am a social drinking ambassador.

I think if you understood Korean culture, you'd understand the important of social drinking.

Korean manual laborers in particular drink all the time -- construction workers are notorious for being drunk from lunchtime until bedtime each day.

Come to Korea sometime, and saturday at 2-3 PM you can see people staggering the streets from alcohol. It is quite impressive.
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Old May 9th, 2006, 10:23 AM       
u huh.....
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Old May 9th, 2006, 10:30 AM       
The same can be said of gays in Key West. What's your point?
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Old May 10th, 2006, 05:40 AM       
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The same can be said of gays in Key West. What's your point?
My point is...

I am good.
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Old May 10th, 2006, 09:13 AM       
I like your longer funnier posts better.
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Old May 12th, 2006, 02:24 PM       
I saw this and immediately thought of good old KK:

http://www.kcra.com/family/9205334/detail.html

Puppy Forced To Drink Vodka, Police Say

POSTED: 7:43 am PDT May 12, 2006

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GILLESPIE, Ill. -- Two people are in an Illinois jail on charges of animal cruelty for allegedly forcing an 8-week-old puppy to drink vodka.

Authorities allege a 21-year-old man and a 17-year-old boy forced a female Labrador retriever-mix to ingest a fifth of vodka.

The dog survived.

Officials with the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals want the two to be barred from ever owning animals. PETA also seeks a psychological evaluation and counseling.

The two are jailed in Macoupin County.

Copyright 2006 by The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.
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Old May 12th, 2006, 03:44 PM       
Hold up, they can take legal actions like that?


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Old May 12th, 2006, 06:15 PM       
KK, I'm convinced you're doomed to the life of an inept rhetor.
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Old May 13th, 2006, 03:02 PM       
This is where the pot and kettle shake hands.
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Old May 13th, 2006, 09:50 PM       
I am not a rhetor. I am a truth-seeker.
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Old May 15th, 2006, 05:44 AM       
I also am not a rhetor. I am a truth seeker.



"I wonder when the day will come that I no longer feel the sorrow and anguish of being a stupid kid."
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Old May 15th, 2006, 12:57 PM       
OAO for CRHIST'S SAKE!!! Come on now, come on, do you honestly think you are a TRUTH SEEKER?! Are you an 'Old Soul' too?

You are exactly like Kulpable, you are the same personality type just wearing a different fleshbag, and frankly I find him far less annoying.

You are both desperately confused people hiding from yourselves in huge dust storms of arrogance, not just ready but salivatingly eager to clutch onto any thought stream that might justify your bizarre belief that you are superior individual.

KKKitten needs to stop drinking and you need to stop the needles naval gazing and narcissism which you find every bit as intoxicating and neccesary as Kuh-kuh-kuh-Katy finds booze.
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Old May 16th, 2006, 05:48 PM       
I am now a pawn in the game of insults...

I do not think of myself as a superior being, being that if I were one, the world would be in trouble.
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Old May 16th, 2006, 08:24 PM       
For a truth-seeker, KK, you certainly lack reason.
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Old May 17th, 2006, 06:18 AM       
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For a truth-seeker, KK, you certainly lack reason.
For a truth-seeker you lack humility.
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Old May 17th, 2006, 09:55 AM       
CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!
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