NEW USERS: Let's all get to know one another...

[Esuohlim]

The AA meeting's in the next room over, Roger.

[Milhouse]

this must be the NA meeting

[Terra]

It's the FA meeting. Your our guest speaker. So stop shitting your pants over your lack of warm welcome and start jizzing in your hands up at the podium. Oh and pay a nominal donation of one dollar. This will pay for your books and the ass kicking you'll receive at the door when you finally leave this wonderland.


cktards anonymous

[MetalMilitia]

you are!

[Milhouse]

now now, terra, you have to remember the first step towards recovery:
Admitting you have a problem.

[Tinatron]

Name- i think that's pretty clear
Age- 16
job- cashier at a stupid drug store
where are you at?- ontario
how did you find out about this site?- a special friend
why did you start posting- cause said friend begged me to
Level of Educ.- i'm up to grade 12 now.
Income- not enough
hobbies- nerdy business
fav. music/band- i want to say coheed and cambria but I don't know if i'll get shot or not for it
fav. book- don't know
fav. movie- spiderman 2 is the first one i can think of
Fav. Video Game- the last video game i played and enjoyed was dynasty warriors
fav. food- burger king
Who do you hate the most on this board- seeing as this is my first post i can't really say i hate anyone yet.
In high school you were voted most likely to...- marry a pianist.

[Seven Force]

I knew an uppity church bitch named Tina. Her mom was a fat Jesus freak and her dad was an ex-alcoholic (I assume "ex"). Her brother was retarded and she was a duncecap. She recently married a condecending asshole (who SURPRISINGLY is also a jesus freak) and they are living with their parents.

I'm gonna ask you this once, since you don't seem to be as bad: who is your special friend, and will I hate this person?

[Esuohlim]

Tinatron I like your avatar. No foolin'

[Tinatron]

Haha, yay I'm not as bad. I doubt you know my friend. He just knows I'm on forums all the time and he told me about this one. He doesn't have an account here.

[Guitar Woman]

Is he from finland, because we have a policy about those people

[Tinatron]

Haha no. Don't worry. I don't interact with those people.

[Guitar Woman]

Great. Now kiss Chojin's ass, make lots of friends, and tell RanKeri how much he sucks in as creative a method you can and you'll be an appreciated member of our upscale pseudo-society in no time!

[Tinatron]

*takes notes*

Now off to find some friends.

*bats eyelashes at Guitar Woman*

[Terra]

Oh oh. It's the old ****** thing*****

****** ****** ******

*Welcome* to the forum Miss Tinatron!

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[RaNkeri]

Did somebody call?

[Emu]

get back in your box

[RaNkeri]

I'm not your bitch, Emo

[Esuohlim]

Cork it, Rankeri

[Fathom Zero]

Originally Posted by Emu

get back in your box

I say bring out the gimp.

[Tinatron]

Originally Posted by RaNkeri

Did somebody call?

*looks through notes*


... You suck.


(Yes, I like to use the ***thing*** :P)

[Terra]

Ah she is a quick study!! Good work Miss Tina.

Have you studied "herd mentality" yet?

[Tinatron]

Haha thank you.

No, do tell.

[Esuohlim]

Here's a tip: It's better to learn to ignore Terra's posts early on.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

I just learned that Tina is king of monster island

[Terra]

Another tidbit: Milhouse loves Lotida only he won't publicly admit it. When Lotida spurns him he turns against me. Just like that.

Also, Milhouse has an online gf but we all suspect it's his hand.

But everybody loves Milhouse anyway. Even me.