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Sacks · #**101**

DR. OCTOGONOPUS I HAVE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOU!

Dr. Octogonopus · #**102**

Easy, Trigger. What'd I do to offend your honer THIS time?

WhiteRat · #**103**

I shall get an update as well as some additional pictures ASAP (as soon as possible).

Supafly345 · #**104**

So it will never be possible.

Colonel Flagg · #**105**

So, whatever happened to "Doc Ock"?

Tadao · #**106**

Fatty catty 2 by 4

WhiteRat · #**107**

I saw ol' Fatty when I went on leave in early November. They said he's down to 32lbs. but he looks just as fat as the first time I saw him. He's so fat that I put a cat treat on his back and ol' Fatty stumbled around all afternoon with the treat on his back.

Tadao · #**108**

poor fatty

WhiteRat · #**109**

My sister told me the other day that he goes down into the basement of the vet and catches mice and voles. The fatty just kills them and leaves the bloody bodies on the floor upstairs for the vets to find.

Tadao · #**110**

I'm surprised he makes it back up the stairs!

WhiteRat · #**111**

Hot new pics of the Cat-Beast should be up tomorrow evening.

WhiteRat · #**112**

32lb. beast:

Dixie · #**113**

YAY FAT CAT PICTURES!
He does look more mobile than before!

Asila · #**114**

You could weightlift that sucker

MetalMilitia · #**115**

Now dress it up as a 15th century Spanish conquistador! quick!

Tadao · #**116**

POOR FATTY

Zomboid · #**117**

I went back and looked at the first pics to compare, and he does indeed look slimmer now.

In related news - I'm home for the holidays, and my youngest sister appears to be fatter than ever. I weighed myself the other day, and I'm 176. What I wanna do, is somehow trick her into standing on the scale, because I want to confirm my belief that she outweighs me by at least 50 pounds. Seriously, she's enormous. Suggestions?

IS IT WRONG TO TAKE SPY SHOTS OF MY FAT SISTER TO POST ON HERE FOR OUR AMUSEMENT?

Colonel Flagg · #**118**

Maybe position her as if you're doing a photo shoot, using a partially concealed scale, then have another camera set up surreptitiously to record the final tally. It might even be constructive for her, sort of like an intervention ("You can't deny it anymore, sis, you're 50# bigger than your older brother - time for some diet soda.")

As for he spy shots, it's only wrong if Tadao says it is.