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Old Jun 1st, 2005, 01:59 PM        H. Mubarak & M. Burbank - AN EERIE COMPARISON
H. Mubarak & M. Burbank

They share 5 out of 7 letters in their last name, coincidentally 5 is the same number of Egyptian-American inhabitants in Salem, PA. If you take those five common letters (URBAK) and rearrange them you can spell “Rub Ka”. Ka is an Egyptian statue that represents spiritual life force. RUB THE LIFE FORCE!

One is a Jew and the other rules a land once coaxed by a Jew to release his people from slavery. Moses and Max both begin with an “M”. Max still owns slaves.

If you put their two first names together (Max & Hosni) you can spell “Ham In Sox”. Jews don’t eat ham and Egyptians don’t wear sock! SEE?!

They both have the same hair color, and undoubtedly their pubes curl at the same rate (or not at all).

They're both presidents - Hosni of Egypt and Max of the Dupesville Running Wombat's Coed Intramural T-Ball Seniors League.

They’ve both survived assassination attempts, though Max was the only one to sustain significant deformations.

Mubarak's government accused the Muslim Brotherhood of helping violent Islamic groups. Burbank’s brother accused the Islamic neighbor of being violent.

It's pretty obvious to me what's happening here.
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Old Jun 1st, 2005, 02:11 PM       
so Max is an Egyptian?
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Old Jun 1st, 2005, 02:39 PM       
It's no coincidence McClain. But you are getting too close.
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Old Jun 1st, 2005, 03:18 PM       
See that? I basically just issued my own death warrant. Max IS Hosni, Hosni IS Max! Can't you people see? Hosnimax is close to be ousted from office in the name of democracy, so he's setting up camp here in the U.S. In Pennsylvania no less! I don't know about you guys, but I'd heavily guard the Bell if I were you. I think I saw a dark-haired man running with caulk.
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Old Jun 1st, 2005, 03:32 PM       
Just follow the money, McClain.

And I hope you have a slow gag reflex.
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Old Jun 1st, 2005, 04:41 PM       
Salem Massachusetts. And that's another clue. because 'Salem' or 'salam' means peace in Arabic. Plus, it' the Wicth City. Which city? Salem Mass or Salem PA?

You're not safe anywhere now, my friend. And neither is anyone who reads this.
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Old Jun 1st, 2005, 08:47 PM       
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Just follow the money, McClain.
Carmen Sandiego!!
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Old Jun 2nd, 2005, 12:12 AM       
And "Salem" is another for of "Jerusalem".
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Old Jun 2nd, 2005, 06:38 AM       
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i *feel* pretty safe.
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Old Jun 2nd, 2005, 10:30 AM       
Max, can I offer you a burnt sacrifice in exchange for my life?

edit: 130,000th post
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Old Jun 2nd, 2005, 01:05 PM       
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Who. Is this. Burnt sacrifice. You are talking about?
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Old Jun 2nd, 2005, 01:17 PM       
I hate you, sports.
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Old Jun 2nd, 2005, 02:36 PM       
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That's starting to get old...and a little annoying.
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Old Jun 2nd, 2005, 02:39 PM       
You know what else is starting to get old and annoying?
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Old Jun 2nd, 2005, 02:40 PM       
...let me guess. It's a poster who happens to be a ghost?
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Old Jun 2nd, 2005, 04:10 PM       
All in favour of giving sports a vacation for gaying up another perfectly good thread say "Aye."
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Old Jun 2nd, 2005, 04:31 PM       
How about I just leave on my own?
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Old Jun 2nd, 2005, 04:37 PM       
You've had the opportunity to do that for a year now. Aye.
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Old Jun 2nd, 2005, 05:11 PM       
I know I have a lot of enemies here, I'm not that stupid. Just let me leave on my own--and I never come back. I promise. Infact, If I make another post or am on-line again after this post, then go ahead and do what you have to do.

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Old Jun 2nd, 2005, 05:43 PM       
guys just what the FUCK
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The above statement was false....
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Old Jun 2nd, 2005, 05:44 PM       
aye will miss him
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Old Jun 2nd, 2005, 08:57 PM       
this thread began so promisingly.
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Old Jun 3rd, 2005, 10:31 AM       
And ended perfectly!
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Old Jun 3rd, 2005, 01:10 PM       
In commemoration of this event, I've dug up the stories covering Sports' departure from our mortal coil:

http://www.popnko.com/imock/sports_dies.htm

http://www.popnko.com/imock/sports_dies2.htm
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Old Jun 3rd, 2005, 01:12 PM       
Oh shit, who could have done it?!
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