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DevilWearsPrada · #76

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

I was using a pre-packaged mix, that might have something to do with it.

I think that and a Clamato mary I had once are the only drinks I've ever thrown out.

Big bulk cans of tomato juice sell for less than $2 at your local store, that is the proper mixer. Well, plus pepper and a celery stalk to make it fancy.

executioneer · #77

unless i'm mistaken, occasionally tabasco and/or worcestershire sauce are also useful in making a good taste

DevilWearsPrada · #78

Tobasco, Worcestershire, and most use a little lemon but that seems unnecessary to me

lumpisan · #79

Who else shere, speaking of worcestershire, enjoys a good old prayrie oyster after theve been drunk? best hangover cure i can think of

Guitar Woman · #80

Or you could just drop the wive's tales and drink a pint of water before you go to sleep.

The only actual hangover "cure" that I've tried was pressing a cold can of beer or soda or whatever against the spot in the back of my head where your spine goes into your skull. That feels fantastic, but you have to keep it there. For ever.

Dimnos · #81

I like to sober up the old fashioned way and throw up in the toilet to get it over with.

Tadao · #82

There are a few ways to prevent/cure hangovers, it's science and you just have to remeber that everyones body is different.

lumpisan · #83

i dont know why....maybe because i believe itll work but the prayrie oyster method works for me... one raw egg two tables spoons worschtershire saude, two table spoons vinegar and a dash of hotsauce and pepper.... good for what ailes ya

Sam · #84

HEY SHIPWRECK, NEXT TIME TRY A MOUNTAIN OYSTER

OR A ROUSING BATTLE WITH COBRA COMMANDER

executioneer · #85

aw man sam beat me to the rocky moutnain oyster joke :cryingemoticon

10,000 Volt Ghost · #86

I think I'm quitting drinking for good.

Dimnos · #87

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Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost

I think I'm quitting drinking for good.

The worst lies are the ones you tell yourself.

10,000 Volt Ghost · #88

Things to not do when drunk: Drive and get pulled over. Get arrested. Get charged. At the station when the officer asks you your weight don't replay with "Over" or when he asks you if you have any hispanic in you don't reply with "I wish I had some hispanic IN me."

Court date is soon.

Tadao · #89

I believe the proper name for you is "Lout"

Sam · #90

I hope your sister wasn't there to see that.

Guitar Woman · #91

What with the poverty and disrespect this will surely bring, the most important thing to do is keep drinking

Also, god christ do I love to work while drunk. I guess I can get away with it because I'm a brilliant person under the influence.

Evil Robot · #92

Evil Robot went to mexico and had an organ surgically implanted that secretes pure alcohol on demand. All I have to do is tense up like taking a dump and im suddenly drunk.

The Leader · #93

Do you ever accidentally poo yourself?

Bod · #94

squat shit on a moving train is a hoot when drunk

Evil Robot · #95

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Originally Posted by The Leader

Do you ever accidentally poo yourself?

No, but I get drunk by accident often.

lumpisan · #96

i wonder how much alchohol it'd take to get my parrot drunk....

Terra · #97

No alchohol needed. Just put said parrot between two cosmetic mirrors.

MrSmiley381 · #98

Today, you're drunk. You might be asking yourself, "What do I do now?" You have a myriad of options available to you, sir!

-Playing Games With Friends-

You can play a favorite video game with your friends, or even better, a tabletop game! What better thing is there to do aside from get drunk and argue about unclear and petty rules?

Examples: Super Mario Bros. 3, Talisman, Risk, and Drunken Tomb of Horrors (The D&D Drinking Game!)

-Smoke-
It is a well-known fact that the more drunk you are, the more vulnerable you are to other terrible addictions. Smoking while drunk is no exception, and even the worst-tasting smoke becomes delicious while inebriated.

Examples: Cigars, Cigarettes, Cannabis, Crack, Ganja, Blacn & Milds, Reefer, Meth, Marijuana, and did I mention Weed?

-Call An Ex-
Have some regrets you need to share? Sorry you accidentally ran over the cat? Depressed that she never really wanted you? Call your ex! Nothing bad will ever happen and the alcohol coursing through your veins will allow you to be more open with your past lover and more easily rebuild the bond that you once shared. It's not limited to relationships either; you can call an ex-anyone!

Examples: Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Swinger Group, Dominatrix, Slave Owner, Employer

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