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Old Oct 25th, 2007, 11:09 PM        Beakman or Bill Nye
To me, it's obvious that you're a retarded twat if you don't recognize that Beakman would beat the fucking piss out of Bill Nye and then make him drink that piss.

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Old Oct 26th, 2007, 12:44 AM       
Beakman. He had a guy in a rat costume.
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Old Oct 26th, 2007, 01:23 PM       
Beakman is obviously a badass. Look at that face:

Not only is he obviously bent of global domination, he also has the balls to pattern his hairstyle after the Bride of Frankenstein.

He obvious doesn't give a shit what you think.

He is able to force grown men into rat suits. He willingly allows children to handle possibly dangerous chemicals. He appears to have slain at least one lab assistant during the course of the show (What the fuck happened to Josie?!?).

The man is stone-cold. Don't fuck with him.

Paul Zoloom, the guy who plays Beakman looks like a dead-eyed serial killer twisted by his time hosting a kid's show. His desire to be a serious actor unrequited, twisted, and shattered. His moral integrity destroyed, he is only a rejected role away from eating your face with some fava beans.



Also his middle name in Finlay, and he loves to fight.
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Old Oct 26th, 2007, 10:59 PM       
I laughed out loud at your Finlay remark.

PS - Mr. Wizard was the shit.

PPS - As was 3, 2, 1, Contact.
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Old Oct 27th, 2007, 01:35 AM       
I liked Bill Nye better because of the deep ominous voice that always commented on Bill's fuckups.
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Old Oct 27th, 2007, 01:38 AM       
Yeah, when it comes to one of those two, I'd definetly pick Bill Nye.
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Old Oct 29th, 2007, 04:20 PM       
Beakman's show told me that you cannot drink from a glass using two straws simultaneously, which is a filthy damned lie and I will never forgive him for it.

What? Oh, right. Yeah, Beakman could probably take Bill Nye.
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Old Oct 29th, 2007, 06:39 PM       
He probably meant that you couldn't unless you could form a seal around and between both straws with your lips.
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Old Oct 30th, 2007, 12:28 PM       
The instructions weren't clear enough! I was just a child, dammit, and one my science shows supplied me with misleading factoids. I never believed again. Not even in fairies.

(Except the Cottingley Fairies. Those are totally real).
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Old Oct 30th, 2007, 03:03 PM       
bill nye because i grew up watching him he's the science guy is beakman? i dont think so
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Old Nov 25th, 2007, 08:49 PM       
Beakman of course.
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Old Nov 26th, 2007, 02:06 AM       
Beakman all the way
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Old Nov 26th, 2007, 09:48 AM       
in a fight: beakman.

but Nye's show was gooder.
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Old Nov 27th, 2007, 03:04 PM       
Bill Nye because it is his birthday.
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Old Nov 27th, 2007, 09:30 PM       
As far as shows go, Bill Nye, but in a fight Beakman (hell, I wouldn't want to run into him in a dark alley).
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Old Nov 27th, 2007, 11:00 PM       
bill nye is the man. 'nuff said
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Old Nov 27th, 2007, 11:12 PM       
I was tempted to say Nye but then I saw he was on some Model reality show so Ive disowned him. Ill give it to that Beakman guy even though I'm not sure who he is.
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Old Nov 27th, 2007, 11:28 PM       
http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5g...72VpAD8T2G8182
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Old Nov 29th, 2007, 11:16 PM       
I like Bill Nye because he threw shit in a pool.
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Old Dec 1st, 2007, 01:40 AM       
Bill Nye was on Battlebots as well, taking up as much footage of the 2-minute snore-fests involving robots with chainsaws and shit.
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Old Dec 5th, 2007, 04:27 PM       
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I liked Bill Nye better because of the deep ominous voice that always commented on Bill's fuckups.
Played by local celebrity Pat Cashman.

Both him and Bill Nye came off the same local television show "Almost Live" which was famous for a kung fu skit featuring a camera with legs sprouting from the bottom of the lense.
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