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Old Dec 10th, 2007, 11:22 AM        The end is near....
For the past two years, I've been going through a pretty messy divorce...and today is my court date. I just left the courthouse with instructions to return at 1:00 p.m. My attorney told me that they are considering a settlement offer...after two fucking years!!!!!!

anyway, as of around 3:00 p.m. central time, I will be a free man....

oh, and today is my birthday too....
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Old Dec 10th, 2007, 11:23 AM       
Happy, birthday, Cosmo! And congratulations. I hope by the time you read this it's all over and done with.
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Old Dec 10th, 2007, 11:31 AM       
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Old Dec 10th, 2007, 11:52 AM       
Happy birthday Cosmo!

If you don't mind me prying, could you share what went wrong with your relationship? Do you have kids? If so, what do you think will happen to them? Just curious.
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Old Dec 10th, 2007, 12:32 PM       
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Old Dec 10th, 2007, 01:20 PM       
And just think, if it weren't for those dastardly homos, none of this would ever have happened.
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Old Dec 10th, 2007, 03:13 PM       
don't I know it..damned homos....and thanks everyone!


Oh, and by the way, I am now officially divorced!!!!!

i think that according to divorced guys etiquette manual, I'm now required to grow a beard and subscribe to playboy....
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Old Dec 10th, 2007, 03:40 PM       
I had a teacher who had his divorce court day on his birthday too. Spooky.
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Old Dec 10th, 2007, 07:15 PM       
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Oh, and by the way, I am now officially divorced!!!!!
It amazes me how hard/complex getting a divorce can be... I have a friend going through a real nasty one right now. All he wants to be is done with it, but it's clear that it'll drag on for at least another year or so.

Anyway, congrats man, I'm sure that's a big weight lifted off ye shoulders to be done with something that's been ongoing for two friggin' years :o
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Old Dec 10th, 2007, 07:52 PM       
Happy divorce day! :D
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Old Dec 10th, 2007, 08:14 PM       
What exactly takes so much time? Is it the wait for a court date or is something actually happening?
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Old Dec 10th, 2007, 08:23 PM       
Probably his greedy shrew of an ex-wife wanting more money or something.
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Old Dec 10th, 2007, 10:32 PM       
That's exactly it, and custody of children. My mother's been fighting with my dad for nigh on 6 years now.
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Old Dec 10th, 2007, 11:43 PM       
I forget that Cosmo is 48 sometimes.
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Old Dec 11th, 2007, 12:01 AM       
jesus cosmo you're an old timer

is your dead ex-wife bangin'?
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Old Dec 11th, 2007, 12:38 AM       
Oh Cos!!

Concrats on the divorce and happy birfday!!! Grow a beard and shame on you!!! You should have long been subscribed to Playboy!

I love you sweetie!! Hugs to that awesome girlfriend, too!
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Old Dec 11th, 2007, 01:02 AM       
Congrats, and Happy birthday, old chum! When i get back on my computer, i'll draw you a pretty thing!
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Old Dec 11th, 2007, 03:34 AM       
Happy D-Day bud! Hope you get to keep your stuff.
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Old Dec 11th, 2007, 08:29 AM       
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Probably his greedy shrew of an ex-wife wanting more money or something.
BINGO!!!!!!!!
actually, there was a lot more to it than that, but essentially what it boiled down to was my ex wife wanted to castrate me and make me as misterable as she is.

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It amazes me how hard/complex getting a divorce can be... I have a friend going through a real nasty one right now. All he wants to be is done with it, but it's clear that it'll drag on for at least another year or so.

Anyway, congrats man, I'm sure that's a big weight lifted off ye shoulders to be done with something that's been ongoing for two friggin' years :o
yeah, getting divorced it time and money consuming...emotionally draining not just for me, but my mom, my girlfriend, my children....it's a huge drain all the way around.

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What exactly takes so much time? Is it the wait for a court date or is something actually happening?
in my case, is was the fact that we worked out settlements, only to have my ex start backtracking on previously agreed on issues. That, and the fact that she basically drug her feet.

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Oh Cos!!

Concrats on the divorce and happy birfday!!! Grow a beard and shame on you!!! You should have long been subscribed to Playboy!

I love you sweetie!! Hugs to that awesome girlfriend, too!
thanks, Sweetheart!!! I love you too!!!!!!!

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Congrats, and Happy birthday, old chum! When i get back on my computer, i'll draw you a pretty thing!
thanks!!!! that would be awesome!!

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Happy D-Day bud! Hope you get to keep your stuff.
my son asked me if I would get married again. I told him that I just would withdraw all of my money from the bank, take most of my belongings, and put them into a huge pile and set them on fire....cut out the middle man
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Old Dec 11th, 2007, 10:08 PM       
BETCHA CAN'T WAIT TO GET SOME OF THAT WANG DANG SWEET POONTANG!

But really, congrats and I hope everything works out in your favor. Plus maybe your ex wife will take up trying to cut her own hair with a fucking battle axe or something.
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Old Dec 12th, 2007, 01:59 AM       
While tis sad that the marriage didn't work out, garts on surviving the divorce. Just make sure to watch out for interfering with you in the future, cuz that can bite ya in the ass. Also, make sure she doesn't poison the minds of your children or other relatives.
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Old Dec 12th, 2007, 03:48 AM       
Garts on making up my new favorite sounding word, Durin.
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Old Dec 12th, 2007, 08:20 AM       
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Old Dec 12th, 2007, 11:53 PM       
Back in 2004 on december 12th Cosmo Electrolux writes:



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wha? :/

I am in school and I make a's....I quit smoking 8 years ago....I drink some, but I cut back on that too....Tony Robbins scares me.....I don't hit my children, but I would like to hit my wife....with a bat.

I just farted....
Wait, December 12th? Thats 2 years ago today!
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