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Old Feb 26th, 2008, 11:51 PM       
I think I am the only guy that doesn't like to give it to a girl in the b*tt

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Old Feb 27th, 2008, 12:47 AM       
It doesn't sound particularly appealing to me either

This reminds me of a post OAO once made where he said "I no longer at this stage of my life fear the thought of the process of anal sex where I am at the receiving end" or something.
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Old Feb 27th, 2008, 05:21 AM       
I really miss that guy. Anybody still have those pictures of him flexing in his mirror?
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Old Feb 27th, 2008, 10:56 AM       
Eric does. They show up on his google desktop. Too frequently.
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Old Feb 27th, 2008, 12:47 PM       
I always hoped that he was someones retarded character. OAO...not Eric...
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Old Feb 28th, 2008, 10:37 PM       
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I think I am the only guy that doesn't like to give it to a girl in the b*tt
Same here. The pooper just isn't that appealing. I guess it's something i'd like to do before I die. Maybe I'll add it to my bucket list or something.
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Old Feb 28th, 2008, 10:43 PM       
I'm scatophobic so that counts me too.
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Old Feb 29th, 2008, 02:50 AM       
I tested it on a girl with my finger just to see if I'd wanna put my penis in there afterwards. It felt like I was reaching into the throat of a mid sized rodent

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Old Feb 29th, 2008, 08:13 AM       
don't knock it until you've tried it.....it's especially cool if the girl cries while you're hammering her back door.....
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Old Feb 29th, 2008, 11:29 AM       
That just made me sad
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Old Feb 29th, 2008, 01:17 PM       
Hey, I've got an actual question. What are some good tests to tell if you're all clingy and obsessive?
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Old Feb 29th, 2008, 01:24 PM       
A test for yourself or the other person?
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Old Feb 29th, 2008, 01:32 PM       
TALKING TO THE LADIES HERE, KILLJOY



And by "you", yes, I mean you womens
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Old Feb 29th, 2008, 01:38 PM       
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Hey, I've got an actual question. What are some good tests to tell if you're all clingy and obsessive?
I have one. Just complete the following questionnaire:

Do you consider yourself clingy at all?
Do you obsess over things (particularly women)?

If you answered yes to EITHER of these questions you may be clingy and obsessive.
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Old Feb 29th, 2008, 01:42 PM       
See, even MM thought you were talking about yourself. Now get off my ass you clingy bastard.
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Old Feb 29th, 2008, 01:50 PM       
Back onto the shortbus, people.



For anyone else, let me rephrase this.

"Hello all of you women, what is a good test that I can surreptiously use to definitively figure out if an individual is a clingy and obsessive example of the female gender"

You can tell that's specific because it overuses words.
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Old Feb 29th, 2008, 01:57 PM       
Edit: You're probably serious, good luck with that.
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Old Feb 29th, 2008, 02:14 PM       
A recent conversation involved her briefly mentioning words such as "bible", "anime", "home-school", and "so, if you have time after work, maybe you'd like to see my comics".

She's absolutely adorable, but this did nothing to assuage the mental CODE RED, DANGER, CODE RED that fired up immediately.
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Old Feb 29th, 2008, 02:26 PM       
Ask an ex of hers?
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Old Feb 29th, 2008, 02:42 PM       
ask her if she knows jonathan clement

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Old Feb 29th, 2008, 04:02 PM       
I think you may have found Chris-chan's Boyfriend-Free Girl. She's white, right?

This may end up being a faux pas, but try this: Buy her some stupid little trinket and see how often she wears it. If she never, ever takes it off, even in the shower (and makes sure you're aware of this) then GTFO
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Old Feb 29th, 2008, 04:14 PM       
Funny thing is, I know the answer, but when you test someone it usually backfires. Just take a chance like everyone else does.
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Old Feb 29th, 2008, 05:35 PM       
No, don't buy her a gift! If she's clingy and you buy her a gift, you've fallen into her trap!
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Old Mar 1st, 2008, 03:58 PM       
Live with a woman, then you will come to understand them. Shut your mouth and listen to what they say. Do not try to dominate them.
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