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Drew Katsikas · #1

Yeah fuckers, I love this movie. If you old folk can be nostalgic for crappy movies I wasn't alive for, than I can be nostalgic for a corny but generally entertaining movie that you were to old to be caught dead seeing.

yeah

ScruU2wice · #2

this is one of those things that shoulda stopped after 2

Drew Katsikas · #3

Don't I know it. 2 was cool, if you could get past the fact that they cut out all plot from 1, and set it in new york. 3 and 4 blew, everyone knows that.

EDIT: I fucking typed "rollseyes" instead of "rolleyes"

Snatchtastic · #4

They should make HOME ALONE 3, OUT OF THE HOME.

This time the kids are all grows up and in high school. Constantly taunted by kids in thier class, so basically the ending turns out like the Columbine Massacre.

Big Papa Goat · #5

That tall robber from the first one was in CHUD.

Esuohlim · #6

Daniel Stern IS Dilbert.

:hat

Perndog · #7

I think it's funny that Macaulay Culkin was 12 when they filmed Home Alone and was able to play a convincing 8 year old.

Now he's in his 20s and plays an equally convincing tool. :/

Professor Cool · #8

Daniel Stern also does older kevin's narraration on the Wonder Years.

Home Alone 5

OH NO! We left Kevin home alone! And he's only 23!

Schimid · #9

My mom used to be like "You know that boy in Home Alone? That's you, you were in the movie but you were too little to remember"

And I was a fucking stupid 4 year old kid watching a 13 year old and believing it was me

the_dudefather · #10

theres a home alone 4? fuck

i loved the wet bandits, jason may be tough, but the wet bandits are indestructable, set them on fire, chuck bricks AT THEIR HEAD from THE TOP OF A HIGH BUILDING and they come out alive.

now thats what i call REAL ULTIMATE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!

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Drew Katsikas · #11

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schimid

My mom used to be like "You know that boy in Home Alone? That's you, you were in the movie but you were too little to remember"

And I was a fucking stupid 4 year old kid watching a 13 year old and believing it was me

My mom once told me if I ate all my soup, Dick Tracy would come out of the bowl. When I finished and asked where he was, she gave me a pack of Dick Tracy cards.

Bennett · #12

remember before school when she would tell you that Buck Rogers would take you to school if you played with your balls in front of her? And then the mailman would drive you to school and let you play with his rocket?

the innocence of youth.

Cap'n Crunch · #13

Quote:

Originally Posted by Professor Cool

Daniel Stern also does older kevin's narraration on the Wonder Years.

Home Alone 5

OH NO! We left Kevin home alone! And he's only 23!

Haha, that was on the Critic.

Professor Cool · #14

I know,

I tried the watch the Critic web series on atomfilms.com but it won't get fucking pass the loading screen

HickMan · #15

There really is a Home Alone 5.

I saw it on sale.

Schimid · #16

I MISS THE CRITIC

executioneer · #17

If there's really a home alone 5 why isn't it on IMDB

-willie

HickMan · #18

I dunno

Professor Cool · #19

There isn't, the last was was 4, with French Stewart. And kevin's actually got younger in the movie, it is the worst movie ever made, i swear, fuck Manos, Fuck Giggglie (whatever it's called), Home Alone 4 SUCKED BEYOND COMPREHENSION.

HickMan · #20

My mistake.

Emu · #21

The Critic is still on Comedy Central late into the night on Wednesdays and Saturdays. Which makes the opening themesong especially creepy.

Geggy · #22

Quote:

Originally Posted by Professor Cool

There isn't, the last was was 4, with French Stewart. And kevin's actually got younger in the movie, it is the worst movie ever made, i swear, fuck Manos, Fuck Giggglie (whatever it's called), Home Alone 4 SUCKED BEYOND COMPREHENSION.

Obviously you've never seen Problem Child 3.

Perndog · #23

I always thought it was dumb that Kevin was 8 in Home Alone, and one year later, in Home Alone 2, he was 10. What's the matter, did Macaulay hit his growth spurt so he couldn't pass for 9?