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Old Mar 22nd, 2007, 04:08 PM       
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Old Apr 27th, 2007, 11:44 PM       
Under Siege 1+2 are the best big, dumb action movies.

Did anyone else catch the trailer for Die Hard 4?

Live free. Die hard. July 4th.
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Old Apr 28th, 2007, 02:23 AM       
i'm so going to fucking see that in a theater <3 the die hard franchise
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Old Apr 28th, 2007, 10:19 AM       
I'm so glad they decided not to put Justin Timberlake in the movie as John Mclane's son or whatever.
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Old Apr 29th, 2007, 11:31 PM       
Matrix: Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?
Sully: That's right, Matrix. You did.
Matrix: I lied.
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Old Apr 30th, 2007, 12:03 AM       
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Old Jun 28th, 2007, 04:43 PM       
The Marine has enough senseless explosions for everyone. And then some.

And then some more.
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Old Jun 28th, 2007, 08:15 PM       
what about hard target with steven segal

he kicks a gas can at someone, then shoots it (and it explodes, of course)

WOULDNT IT HAVE BEEN EASIER JUST TO CUT OUT THE MIDDLEMAN AND SHOOT THE PERSON INSTEAD, STEVEN
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Old Jun 28th, 2007, 08:49 PM       
Hard Target was a Van Damme film. You're thinking of Hard to Kill.
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Old Jun 28th, 2007, 10:55 PM       
haha whoops no it was hard target i get my lame at acting martial arts stars mixed up i guess

THEY BOTH HAVE PONYTAILS COME ON
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Old Jun 28th, 2007, 11:04 PM       
oh but apparently the directors cut is less hilariously bad according to someone who is really gay for john woo

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Old Jun 29th, 2007, 10:22 AM       
I happened to like both movies
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Old Jun 29th, 2007, 03:10 PM       
Anyone Remember Escape from New York and Escape from LA. Those Movies Kick ass.
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Old Jun 29th, 2007, 03:11 PM       
Has anyone forgotten Escape from N.Y. and Escape from L.A.?

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Old Jun 30th, 2007, 11:05 PM       
There's no need for swears here thank you. Guys are we forgetting Invasion USA and Total Recall?
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Old Jul 1st, 2007, 12:58 AM       
I was kinda dissapointed by EFLA, although the ending was hilarious, and Snake was pretty cool.
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Old Jul 3rd, 2007, 12:25 PM       
Hard To Kill is one of the greatest films ever. It needs the mock treatment. It has some of the most ridiculous moments in history, like the part where Steven Segal is awakened from a coma by a kitten, and the really pissed off henchman who beats up random people while chasing a crippled Segal through a hospital.


While I don't remember the name of it theres a Segal movie that ends with Segal massacring about 9 people with a shotgun.
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