A plea to the "Veterens"/A fellating of Chojin

[Rongi]

and red leader is actually good for a laugh

[Helm]

I think the forums are fine.

[Slinky Ferret]

I'd rather read a James post than a red leader one. At least James knows how to write in sentances.

Also I won't hear anything said against Kelly. There is nothing wrong with random comments. I actually see alot of truth in some of them. Think of him like the fool in Twelve Night.

[Rongi]

i think the boards are fine and wouldnt have it any other way. than again, i wasnt really here for the "GOOD OL DAYS" so i could have really missed something spectacular for all i know

[kahljorn]

we used to throw pies at eachother, nonstop.

[kellychaos]

Remember that time that I put your head in a vise and tweeked your nose?

[kahljorn]

Yes, but i don't have the money to pay for that again. Quit bothering me, geez.

P.S. You should consider lowering your rates.

[Mockery]

Originally Posted by Helm

I think the forums are fine.

Me too! I guess it's settled then!

[soundtest]

FUCK THAT THESE FORUMS SUCK NOW NONE OF YOU MAKE ME LAUGH ANYMORE WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU BETTER SHAPE UP OR I'M OUTTA HERE AND YOU WOULDN'T WANT THAT WOULD YOU BECAUSE THEN THEY WOULD REALLY SUCK! (WITHOUT ME)

[mburbank]

I'VE GOT BLISTERS ON MY FINGERS!

[Zomboid]

Originally Posted by soundtest

FUCK THAT THESE FORUMS SUCK NOW NONE OF YOU MAKE ME LAUGH ANYMORE WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU BETTER SHAPE UP OR I'M OUTTA HERE AND YOU WOULDN'T WANT THAT WOULD YOU BECAUSE THEN THEY WOULD REALLY SUCK! (WITHOUT ME)

[Carnivore]

I simply don't care anymore. Sorry, James :/

[Helm]

because 3 years ago your posts were all about the gigh.

[Carnivore]

You could never understand the gigh, Helm, and you never will

[Rez]

"wow! i wrote all of this lucid prose! it may have seemed like a waste of time that will probably be better summed up by soundtest later on, but i'm posting it anyway, if only because i took so long to write this idiotic missive!"
oroborous is the word, i think, and all over a messageboard.



did you not get an inkling, even in your bowels, while you were doubtless editing this literary salvo, that stuff like this is exactly why you get treated like crap? you're an ass with the added benefit of being really whiny and defensive.

[kahljorn]

Shut up.

[James]

Originally Posted by Rez

"wow! i wrote all of this lucid prose! it may have seemed like a waste of time that will probably be better summed up by soundtest later on, but i'm posting it anyway, if only because i took so long to write this idiotic missive!"

I fail to see how Soundtest did anything but reinforce the fact that so many of you have turned into worthless posters. You may want to consider me an ass, but I'm an ass who actually makes an effort.

It also amazes me how people assume that just because my initial post turned out to be fairly above the average post size, that I must have spent forever on it. I feel sorry for your simple minds, if you honestly feel that something like that actually required an immense amount of time. Believe it or not, it was probably 5 minutes. 5 minutes of posting something that is better than any of you could have put together in 5 hours.

Oops, sorry. I guess that's more of that whiny defensiveness.

[Helm]

yeah really, it is. I don't mind your post, but it wasn't significantly better than most of the other crap around here. Just 'cause it was self-referential it's a big deal? Relax.

[soundtest]

I fail to see how Soundtest did anything but reinforce the fact that so many of you have turned into worthless posters. You may want to consider me an ass, but I'm an ass who actually makes an effort.

If taken literally, I guess that could be interpretted from my post, James. However, it was intended to be taken ironically because those two lines of caps pretty much summed up your long-winded post. You may not find many people here interesting or funny anymore and that they don't put in the effort required to entertain you, but unfortunately, you have never posted anything I have found funny or even remotely interesting... well besides your creepy obsession/stalker stories. What exactly have you contributed besides your depressing loveline escapades lately? I vaguely recall links to dated internet fads and other tedious attempts at humour that just didn't work. You are the last person to preach. If anything, YOU OWE THEM (them being the people you expect owe you a consistent flow of entertaining material).

[Rez]

Originally Posted by James

I fail to see how Soundtest did anything but reinforce the fact that so many of you have turned into worthless posters. You may want to consider me an ass, but I'm an ass who actually makes an effort.

an i-mockery effort

i think he reinforced that worthless posting doesnt need nor is it worth, indeed, an intelligent rebuke.

It also amazes me

heavens, no!

how people assume that just because my initial post turned out to be fairly above the average post size, that I must have spent forever on it. I feel sorry for your simple minds, if you honestly feel that something like that actually required an immense amount of time. Believe it or not, it was probably 5 minutes. 5 minutes of posting something that is better than any of you could have put together in 5 hours.

Oops, sorry. I guess that's more of that whiny defensiveness.

ha ha ha. yes it is.

[Rongi]

You may not find many people here interesting or funny anymore and that they don't put in the effort required to entertain you, but unfortunately, you have never posted anything I have found funny or even remotely interesting

i concur

and also, carnivore is a cunt

[kahljorn]

I-MOCKERY; JUDGEMENT DAY, COMING TO A THEATER NEAR YOU APRIL FIFTH(5th).

Directed By God Personified Jr.

RATED R(Persons Under the age of 18 will not be admitted without the permission of a consenting adult)

[Carnivore]

You know, I feel like the retired cop who always asked to come out of retirement to lend his expertise to that one last big case... but I'm not going to this time.

Translated: Rongi, you are definitely not worth my time.

And now, a showcase of some true Mockers from back in the day, some of whom are still here.

[Rongi]

SHOW YOUR TRU COLORS

[James]

I like how Rongi "concurs" I don't add anything of value, and then makes the response above me.

WAY TO BE COOL RONGI!

Also, I have it on good authority that Rongi HAS, in the past, found things I've done to be very entertaining. This is just another example of Rongi hopping on whatever bandwagons he can to try and get accepted and out of the public eye of being insulted for being an idiot.